Gulf of America, Paid for in Fireworks

When politics starts renaming water for applause, you can usually hear the filing cabinet laughing in the next room. The “Gulf of America” routine is not patriotism in the old sense — service, restraint, competence — it is patriotism as a product launch, with a flag attached and a confetti budget.

That is the whole fraud: the louder the “America first” performance gets, the more it resembles a merch table for people who confuse fonts with governance. I am not against loving the country. I am against a government that keeps trying to substitute a slogan for work and then acts shocked when taxpayers ask for the invoice. Exhibit A has a pulse, and it keeps asking who approved the fireworks.