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Where Objectivity Yields to Journalistic Ornamentation
Where Objectivity Yields to Journalistic Ornamentation

The midnight rush to renew Section 702 is a civics pop quiz Congress keeps failing

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Tech
United States – April 17, 2026 – A ‘clean’ surveillance renewal is being hustled through at 2 a.m., and the Constitution is not getting a roll call vote.

The Parents Decide Act, or: Show Your Papers to Use Your Laptop

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Science
United States – April 17, 2026 – A kid-safety bill that forces age checks at the operating system could also force adults to show papers just to log in.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

A Federal Judge Made DOJ Prove Registration Is Possible Before Prosecuting

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Justice
United States – April 17, 2026 – A federal judge barred DOJ from prosecuting Californians for failing to register under SORNA when California will not accept the registration or…
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

Mortgage Rates Fell. The Housing Crisis Did Not.

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Housing
United States – April 16, 2026 – Mortgage rates slipped again, but the country is still pricing families out while local permitting and zoning keep acting like a velvet-rope doo…
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill

The FTC Smelled the Grift: Investment Scams Are Cooking Americans With Social Media and Crypto Hype

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Tech
United States – April 16, 2026 – The FTC warns that people are getting hit by investment scams, with losses topping $7.9 billion and a median individual loss of more than $10,00…
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

A Clean FISA Extension Is a Dirty Deal: Congress Is Being Asked to Rubber-Stamp the Surveillance Machine

By Justin Jest
Posted in Tech
United States – April 16, 2026 – Congress nears a clean FISA 702 extension, and the surveillance state licks its chops at another year of warrantless shortcuts.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

Kalshi’s Parent Portal: The New Clipboard for Sports Betting

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Sports
United States – April 16, 2026 -Kalshi wants parents to upload ID even if you never click “bet,” and this author flags it as a grift in a lanyard: kids do not need tags.
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Kansas just built a government to gift-wrap the Chiefs’ new stadium. Call it what it is.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Sports
United States – April 16, 2026 – Kansas lawmakers just greenlit a Chiefs stadium authority. Translation: taxpayers underwrite billionaires, again, with a fancier clipboard.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

Paper Mills and Publish-or-Perish: Congress Wants Receipts for America’s Research Money

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Science
United States – April 16, 2026 – Congress grilled paper mills and the publish-or-perish incentives that can reward fake science, and lawmakers hauled Retraction Watch into the h…
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

CMS Wants to ‘Kill the Clipboard.’ Fine. Just Don’t Kill Privacy With It.

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Health
United States – April 16, 2026 – CMS wants to kill the clipboard; fine, but do not kill consent or oversight while turning Medicare into a data pipeline.
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill

The FY2027 NASA budget: starve the science, feed the spectacle

By Justin Jest
Posted in Science
United States – April 16, 2026 – The White House wants to slash NASA science nearly in half, then act shocked when discovery dies and contractors cash out.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

Congress and the Ethics Crisis: Slow Rules, Fast Panic

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Politics
United States – April 16, 2026 – Congress is colliding with its own ethics system: too slow to earn trust, and increasingly tempted to replace due process with floor-vote fury.
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill

Congress Finally Notices the People Who Answer the Phones

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Politics
United States – April 16, 2026 – Congress is moving fast on sex misconduct only because the exits got blocked, and resignation is still not the same thing as accountability.
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill

Fingerprints Over Footnotes: DOJ Denaturalizes Gurdev Singh Sohal

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Justice
United States – April 16, 2026 – The DOJ says it tore down a fraudulent citizenship scheme, because fingerprints do not care what name you wear, and hiding deportation history c…
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Brick Tungsten: Mortgage Rates Ease to 6.30% While the Rent Seekers Still Hunt for Leverage

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Housing
United States – April 16, 2026 – Mortgage rates cooled to 6.30% for the 30-year and 5.65% for the 15-year in Freddie Mac’s latest survey, but one week of relief is not the end o…
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

DOJ vs. NewYork-Presbyterian: The “Nonprofit” Price-Fixing Machine in a White Coat

By Justin Jest
Posted in Justice
United States – April 16, 2026 – DOJ says NewYork-Presbyterian used all-or-nothing contracts to block cheaper plans. The receipts read like extortion.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

Courtroom Barbecue: The Endangerment Grift and Your Gas Bill

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Environment
United States – April 16, 2026 – Tonight, courts wrestle with an EPA move undoing the 2009 endangerment finding, and the fight is spilling over into what you pay at the pump.
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

EPA Hit Snooze on PFAS Reporting. The Polluters Heard a Cash Register.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Environment
United States – April 16, 2026 – EPA just delayed PFAS reporting again, giving forever-chemical makers more time to hide the receipts and dodge cleanup.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

HUD Tried to Fast-Track Faster Evictions. The Lawsuit Hit the Brakes. Now Watch Who Puts Their Foot Back on the Gas.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Housing
United States – April 16, 2026 – HUD moved to shrink eviction notice time for subsidized renters. A lawsuit forced a pause, but the machine is still humming.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest

The Mojave Mine Case: When “Streamlining” Starts to Sound Like Trespassing

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Environment
United States – April 16, 2026 – A Mojave mine lawsuit tests whether “public lands” still means the public gets a say, not a shrug.
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill

Rochester Check-Washing Grift Meets the Judge’s Grill

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Business
United States – April 16, 2026 – The DOJ just cooked a Rochester check-washing grifter for 18 months. Money talks, fraud walks, until the judge grills them.
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

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Business

Ticketmaster Got a Guilty Verdict. Now Make It Count.

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 16, 2026 - A jury finally told the ticket giants to stop squeezing fans, but the remedy will decide if this is justice or a fee coupon.
April 16, 2026
Harlan Quill
Business

The Jury Finally Put a Price Tag on Ticketmaster’s Monopoly. Now Make It Hurt.

By Justin Jest
United States - April 16, 2026 - A New York jury called Live Nation-Ticketmaster what it is: a monopoly. The remedy phase is where the grift either dies or respawns.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest
Economy

Trump Sells Tax Sugar in Las Vegas While Gas Eats the Paycheck

By Justin Jest
United States - April 16, 2026 - Trump hawks tip and overtime tax breaks in Vegas as war-driven gas prices claw back every dime, right at the pump.
April 16, 2026
Justin Jest
Economy

Wall Street Near Records While Oil Stays Hot: Brick’s Freedom Sermon for April 16, 2026

By Brick Tungsten
United States - April 16, 2026 - Wall Street is hovering near record levels even as oil stays hot, betting the Iran war smoke will thin out before it hits everybody’s wallet.
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten
Politics

Fine Arts Gives Trump’s Triumphal Arch a Green Light

By Brick Tungsten
United States - April 16, 2026 - The Commission of Fine Arts approved the concept design for Trump’s 250-foot Triumphal Arch, and now the idea moves one step closer to real engi…
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten
Politics

Task Force BBQ: Democrats Try Anti-Corruption Fireworks on Trump

By Brick Tungsten
United States - April 16, 2026 - Smoke and mirrors ethics talk: House Democrats launch an anti-corruption task force to pressure Trump before the midterms.
April 16, 2026
Brick Tungsten

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