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The NCAA Found a New Way to Say ‘Equity’: After the Check Clears

By Justin Jest
Posted in Sports
United States – April 17, 2026 – The NCAA’s $2.8B NIL back-pay plan is tangled in a Title IX challenge, and the delay tells you who this system serves.

CANVAS Listens to Lightning and Makes Space Weather Models Sweat

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Science
United States – April 17, 2026 – Smoke in my ears: NASA’s CANVAS CubeSat is listening to lightning VLF waves, and the swamp hates real data.
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

When a Health Plan Leaves Medicaid, It Is Not Just a Business Decision. It Is a Civic One.

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Health
United States – April 17, 2026 – A Texas health plan is leaving Medicaid and ACA markets, and the fine print is swallowing 225,000 lives whole.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

The White House Budget Wants Moon Photos and Climate Blindness

By Justin Jest
Posted in Science
United States – April 17, 2026 – They want NASA planting flags while they pull the power cord on the science that keeps the public alive and the planet measurable.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

Section 702, the “Clean Bill,” and the Dirty Work of Guardrails

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Politics
United States – April 17, 2026 – Trump wants Section 702 extended for 18 months. Some lawmakers say fine, but not without warrant rules, tighter limits on U.S.-person searches, …
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

Section 702 Got a 10-Day Reprieve, Not Real Oversight

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Politics
United States – April 17, 2026 – Congress punted a surveillance sunset to April 30 by voice vote, and called it governing. My Fourth Amendment calls it a habit.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

Fireworks in the House, antennas in the air: Senate punts FISA Section 702 to April 30

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Justice
United States – April 17, 2026 – The Senate approved a short-term FISA Section 702 extension through April 30, after House late-night chaos, keeping the surveillance authority r…
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Mortgage Rates Ease to 6.30%: Spring Lets Homebuyers Breathe

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Housing
United States – April 17, 2026 – Mortgage rates eased to 6.30%, and the numbers finally look a little less like sticker shock. Are you planning to buy or refinance this spring?
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

The Supreme Court Just Let Ohio Vet Candidates by Vibes, and Called It “Integrity”

By Justin Jest
Posted in Justice
United States – April 17, 2026 – SCOTUS blessed Ohio’s ballot bouncers, letting officials police “good faith” and turning elections into gatekept theater.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

Throttle Over Theater: FERC Clears Gulf South’s SECURE Compressor Build

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Environment
United States – April 17, 2026 – FERC just opened the throttle for new Gulf South gas compression, and the paper pushers are mad. I’m celebrating.
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

The Supreme Court Just Gave Big Oil a New Escape Hatch, and Louisiana Gets the Bill

By Justin Jest
Posted in Environment
United States – April 17, 2026 – SCOTUS just nudged Louisiana’s coastal-destruction case into friendlier federal court, and Big Oil is already counting the savings.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

HUD Tried to Shorten the Eviction Fuse. A Lawsuit Forced a Pause. The Machine Is Still Humming.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Housing
United States – April 17, 2026 – HUD tried to yank a 30-day eviction notice for public housing renters. Court pressure stalled it, for now.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

The Fast Lane to the Grid (and Who Pays the Toll)

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Environment
United States – April 17, 2026 – FERC wants faster grid hookups for giant data centers, but the fine print decides who eats the cost, and who gets the power.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

CAPE Opens April 20: CBP Promises Main Street Tariff Refunds in 60 to 90 Days

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Business
United States – April 17, 2026 – CBP is firing up CAPE for IEEPA tariff refund filings starting Apr 20, with returns expected in 60 to 90 days.
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Ticketmaster Lost the Verdict. Now Comes the Part Where Power Tries to Win Anyway

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Business
United States – April 17, 2026 – Live Nation lost the monopoly verdict; now the remedy phase quietly invites lobbyists to sand down the guardrails.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

A jury called Live Nation and Ticketmaster a monopoly. Now comes the part where Washington tries to forget.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Business
United States – April 17, 2026 – A federal jury tagged Live Nation and Ticketmaster as a monopoly. Watch the lobbyists scramble to price-fix the remedy.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

Tariffs Were the Inflation. The Rest Was PR Fog.

By Justin Jest
Posted in Economy
United States – April 17, 2026 – The Fed just put a number on the tariff tax. Washington calls it policy. Your receipt calls it a shakedown.
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

Barbecue Smoke Beats Panic: Jobless Claims Hold at 207,000

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Economy
United States – April 17, 2026 – Jobless claims cooled to 207,000, so why are the doom merchants stomping around like the sky is falling?
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Smokescreen Ethics: Democrats Pitch an Anti-Corruption Message for the Midterms

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Politics
United States – April 17, 2026 – House Democrats roll out an anti-corruption message meant to gain traction against President Trump, but the whole operation smells like campaign…
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Smoke in the Capitol: Senate Extends Section 702 to April 30 After House Blocks Longer Renewal

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Politics
United States – April 17, 2026 – The Senate approved a short-term renewal of Section 702 until April 30 after the House torched a longer extension, setting up another deadline d…
April 17, 2026
Brick Tungsten

The Fed Is Not a Construction Site for DOJ Bullying

By Justin Jest
Posted in Politics
United States – April 17, 2026 – Federal prosecutors reportedly tried to get into the Federal Reserve building amid the Fed’s renovation project, right as President Donald Trump…
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest

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Politics

Concept-Approved: Trump’s 250-Foot Triumphal Arch Gets a Federal Nod, and the Premise Is the Power Play

By Justin Jest
United States - April 17, 2026 - A federal arts commission gave concept approval to Trump’s proposed 250-foot “United States Triumphal Arch” near the Lincoln Memorial, pushing a…
April 17, 2026
Justin Jest
Economy

A 6.3% Mortgage Rate Is Not a Housing Policy

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 17, 2026 - Mortgage rates dipped to 6.3%, and the housing gate still swings hardest on first-time buyers while policymakers call it progress.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill
Economy

Wholesale Inflation Spikes, and Washington Eyes the ‘Temporary’ Powers Drawer

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 17, 2026 - US wholesale inflation jumped as Iran-war energy costs surged, setting up a familiar fight: how to cool prices without quietly expanding governm…
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill
Tech

The midnight rush to renew Section 702 is a civics pop quiz Congress keeps failing

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 17, 2026 - A 'clean' surveillance renewal is being hustled through at 2 a.m., and the Constitution is not getting a roll call vote.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill
Science

The Parents Decide Act, or: Show Your Papers to Use Your Laptop

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 17, 2026 - A kid-safety bill that forces age checks at the operating system could also force adults to show papers just to log in.
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill
Justice

A Federal Judge Made DOJ Prove Registration Is Possible Before Prosecuting

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 17, 2026 - A federal judge barred DOJ from prosecuting Californians for failing to register under SORNA when California will not accept the registration or…
April 17, 2026
Harlan Quill

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