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Where Objectivity Yields to Journalistic Ornamentation
Where Objectivity Yields to Journalistic Ornamentation

A Split Between Building and Taking We Didn’t See Coming

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Politics, U.S.
Folks, we’ve been hollering so loud over at the BBQ, warning that if Biden and Harris got in, our great nation would be turned…

Ex–Governor’s Aide Pleads Guilty to Siphoning Campaign Money — The Receipt Developed a Conscience

By Phil McCracken
Posted in Crime, Justice
Dana Williamson, ex-aide to Governor Newsom, pleads guilty to draining $225K from a dormant campaign fund, treating taxpayer dollars like an open tab for luxury life.
May 23, 2026
Phil McCracken

Modern Tea Party: Uber Drivers and the Tax Revolt That Didn’t Happen

By Justin Jest
Posted in Business, Politics
Welcome to the future, where our digital colonists—aka gig workers—don their corporate armor, pay taxes that would make a colonial tea enthusiast weep, yet…
May 23, 2026
Justin Jest

EPA OIG Finds Hazardous Waste Inspections Only at 81 Percent Compliance—One in Five Giant Dumpers Roaming Unscrutinized

By Hugh Jass
Posted in Environment, Politics
A new EPA OIG report reveals that nearly 20% of large hazardous-waste sites avoided inspections from 2020-2024, showcasing paperwork’s haunting gaps.
May 23, 2026
Hugh Jass

Mechanics and Tea Parties: A Taxing Tale

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Economy, Politics
Back in the good ol’ days, our founding fathers tossed tea into the harbor over a humble 1.5% tax. They didn’t have to buy…
May 23, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Tax Revolts Then and Now: Why Every Barber Needs a Boston Harbor

By Brick Tungsten
Posted in Economy, Politics
Folks, it’s time to oil up the freedom grill because we’re facing taxes that would make the Founding Fathers trade their wigs for some…
May 22, 2026
Brick Tungsten

Stray Kids Fans Sue Live Nation Over Heat-Melted Concert—Now They’re Fighting for the Invoice, Not the Encore

By Amanda Lynn
Posted in Justice, U.S.
Nearly 30 Stray Kids fans are suing over extreme heat mismanagement during a 2025 concert at Nationals Park, raising questions about summer event safety.
May 22, 2026
Amanda Lynn
Infographic titled 'Then the Jobs Left and Wages Fell' with references to NAFTA, factory closures, and declining union power.

A Great Vanishing Act: The Disappearing Job Trick

By Justin Jest
Posted in Business, Economy
Everyone loves a good magic trick, right? But what if the illusionist is NAFTA, and the disappearing act is your local factory? Voilà, your…
May 22, 2026
Justin Jest

1.5% Caused the Colonists to Revolt

By Justin Jest
Posted in America's Got Governance, Economy, U.S., Workers
I pay 32% as a self-employed taxpayer for money I earn. I am charged again with every registration, license, and administrative fee. They tell me it’s OK because I have representation. Do I? Really? They’re in there ‘Representin’ small businesses? It doesn’t fell like it when I’m sending 32% of my income, more in 1…
May 22, 2026
Justin Jest

Apple’s Supreme Court Gambit: Still Lagging in the App Store Fee Race

By Lee Keybum
Posted in Business, Tech
Apple is appealing to the Supreme Court, arguing that its App Store fees aren’t as sneaky as they seem, while developers and users wait in limbo.
May 22, 2026
Lee Keybum

Crisis-Actor Bingo and Ivermectin Kits: How the Hantavirus Panic Hit the Viral Grift Circuit

By Holden McGroin
Posted in Conflict, Health
A hantavirus outbreak put influencer Jake Rosmarin in the crosshairs of conspiracy fans and a media clip recycling scheme. Meanwhile, grifters find a stage in the chaos.
May 22, 2026
Holden McGroin

SBA’s Cybersecurity Is Basically Schrödinger’s Firewall—Defined But Not Implemented

By Hugh Jass
Posted in Politics, Tech
An Inspector General audit reveals that the Small Business Administration’s cybersecurity policies have the uncanny ability to appear robust on paper while being virtually non-existent in practice, except for incident response.
May 22, 2026
Hugh Jass

IRS Glitch Swallows $51 Million in Political Donations—Transparency Ace Turns Black Hole

By Mike Rotch
Posted in Donkey Punch vs Elephant Gun, Politics
A tech glitch at the IRS has wiped $51 million in political donation data from the radar, raising the stakes for transparency before the 2026 midterms.
May 22, 2026
Mike Rotch

FTC Cracks Down at Two Fronts: Uber’s ‘Cancel Anytime’ Scam vs. Deepfake Rescue

By Lee Keybum
Posted in Business, Tech
The FTC tackles Uber’s subscription shenanigans and brings new muscle to fight AI-powered deepfake abuse, offering people both their wallet and dignity back.
May 21, 2026
Lee Keybum

TSA Agents Go Unpaid, Quits and Call‑Outs Snarl Airport Lines While Lawmakers Pitch Tech Over Pay

By Mike Rotch
Posted in Politics, Workers
TSA agents are stuck working without pay since mid-February, leading to a mass exodus and long lines at airports, while lawmakers focus on technology rather than wage restoration.
May 21, 2026
Mike Rotch

When the ‘Secret’ Sample Shows Up on the Invoice: Ye’s Hurricane Earns an Unwelcome Remix in Court

By Amanda Lynn
Posted in Conflict, Justice
Kanye West faces a $438,558 bill over an unauthorized sample in a demo version of ‘Hurricane’ played at a Donda listening party. The case highlights that even unreleased demos can lead to big invoices.
May 20, 2026
Amanda Lynn

$1.7 Billion Border Wall Contract in Big Bend Contradicts CBP Assurance

By Phil McCracken
Posted in Environment, Politics
In an eyebrow-raising twist, the CBP awarded a $1.7 billion contract for a ‘border wall’ in Big Bend just days after assuring the public there wouldn’t be one. The money trail is leaving some muddy footprints.
May 20, 2026
Phil McCracken

Ticketmaster Transparency Raises Eyebrows: Queuing Up for Questions

By Amanda Lynn
Posted in Business, Culture
Ticketmaster President Saumil Mehta’s unexpected comments on queue randomness have sparked new transparency concerns among fans awaiting concert tickets.
May 19, 2026
Amanda Lynn
A meme with a headline about warnings regarding Kamala with a political figure and a checklist of five negative outcomes.

MAGA Prophecies: The Unintended Self-Own

By Harlan Quill
Posted in Politics, U.S.
In the world of political auguries, MAGA supporters foresaw calamities if Kamala Harris took office: soaring gas prices, skyrocketing debt, and disappearing jobs. Yet,…
May 19, 2026
Harlan Quill

Billionaires Buy the Airwaves: Pro-Israel Super PACs Drive KY-04 into Record-Breaking Chaos

By Phil McCracken
Posted in America's Got Governance, Politics
A record $32 million spent in Kentucky’s 4th District primary race, driven by super PACs tied to pro-Israel and Trump interests, leaves local democracy wearing the cologne of outside influence.
May 19, 2026
Phil McCracken

Mike Lawler’s ‘I Don’t Support Tariffs’ Claim vs. His Vote Record

By Mike Rotch
Posted in Economy, Politics
Rep. Mike Lawler claims he’s tariff-averse on CNN but his voting record suggests he has quite the appetite. With four crucial votes keeping Trump’s cost-boosters alive, Hudson Valley folks feel the pinch.
May 19, 2026
Mike Rotch

Donkey Punch vs Elephant Gun

WOYJO’s weekly scream-therapy showdown where truth is waterboarded, facts are flash-banged, and two men with unlicensed opinions go full-throttle in opposite directions.


Business | Tech

When ‘Claude’ Becomes Your CFO’s Dream But You’re Paying Wall Street for the Bouncer

By Lee Keybum
Anthropic's AI venture with private equity firms positions Wall Street as the toll keeper of enterprise AI integration.
May 18, 2026
Lee Keybum
Conflict | Politics

Defense Contractors Quietly Buying Influence on the NDAA Through PAC Dollars

By Phil McCracken
Defense firms channel millions into congressional circles, aligning policy with profit while taxpayers foot the bill.
May 18, 2026
Phil McCracken
Crime | Politics

When a Sword in a Cane Becomes City Drama: Cincinnati’s Unlikely Council Room Panic

By Holden McGroin
The Cincinnati City Council found itself in chaos thanks to a cane-sword stunt, sparking arrests and a widespread security review.
May 18, 2026
Holden McGroin
America's Got Governance | Politics

GAO’s DOGE Audit Hits a Bureaucratic Wall: Agencies Refuse to Hand Over Screenshots

By Hugh Jass
GAO's attempt to investigate DOGE's access to sensitive data is obstructed by agency refusals to provide simple documentation, turning oversight into a comedy of red tape and secrecy.
May 18, 2026
Hugh Jass
Business | Culture

TikTok SoundOn’s 2026 Royalty Shake-Up: The Real Cost of a Free Lunch

By Amanda Lynn
TikTok's new SoundOn royalty model seems like a dream with its '100% forever' promise. But there's a catch—switch distributors, and you might find yourself paying the piper.
May 17, 2026
Amanda Lynn
Business | Economy

Project 2025: The Vanishing Act of Paychecks and Small Businesses

By Moses Pray
Brothers and sisters, gather around, for Project 2025 has all the flair of a magic show where political priorities make workers' paychecks vanish faster…
May 17, 2026
Moses Pray

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