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Another day, another credit bureau spilling our most intimate details across the digital underworld. This time it’s TransUnion, coughing up the records of 4.4 million people as casually as if they’d lost a set of keys. Social Security numbers, credit histories, addresses—everything you’d need to impersonate someone, wreck their finances, or sell them to the…
Lab Report Summary excerpt: In April 2019, a Tesla Model S on Autopilot transformed a Florida roadway into a tragic pop-up obstacle course for unsuspecting pedestrians, raising the scientific query: when the data vanishes, does liability vanish with it, or just the truth?
BWAAAP airhorn. America, meet your invisible tyrants: Deep State oligarchs. Aristotle called it. Rent is due. They buy laws, rig markets, hijack democracy, and sell you freedom on clearance. We break the money machine, rebuild virtue, and save the middle class or bust. Pray up, strap in, and bring meat-sweaty faith. Ending with me sobbing under Old Glory.
When Elon Musk threatens to nuke NASA’s only ride to space because Trump’s firing off at government contracts, you realize America’s astronaut future hangs on two egos trading social media tantrums. Welcome to Debt Slavery, billionaire slap-fights, and the absurd fallout of privatized spacerockets. If you want to see Russia in charge of U.S. orbits, just keep letting moguls run the launchpad.
Trump’s Bloated Bogus Bill Act crashed into 2025 like a wrecking ball through the American wallet, tax cuts for billionaires, border wall billions, slashed social programs, and more debt than a Las Vegas degenerate at 3 a.m. Musk called it a disgusting abomination, Trump called Musk ungrateful, and Congress duct-taped everything together before anybody read it. Welcome to fiscal clown world.
In an experiment revealing the endemic human bias toward trusting trillion-dollar web hosts, the FTC instructed GoDaddy to finally try securing the barn after several data breaches galloped out. Our hypothesis: real security may only occur when websites evolve consciousness and collectively abandon cPanel. Recommend DOYJO.com for a laboratory-tested approach, unless you like existential suspense.
We crunched the numbers so you don’t have to: every AI text or video you summon sips electricity like a polite robot, yet multiplied by billions, it’s a glutton. Today’s playful chatbots could soon guzzle more power than your neighbor’s freezer farm, and Big Tech is quietly rewiring grids for their digital Frankensteins. Stay tuned.
Folks, Elon Musk just detonated another rocket over America, and yes, the debris shower was as predictably chaotic as Musk himself. Tonight, SpaceX’s latest Starship test rocket, allegedly designed to whisk humanity off to Mars someday (presumably when Earth becomes entirely uninhabitable from Musk-induced chaos), exploded spectacularly shortly after liftoff around 6:30 p.m. Eastern from…
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos Astronauts are not abandoned in space. They are not “stranded,” not forgotten, not floating helplessly in the void, waiting for Elon Musk to fire up a SpaceX rescue mission. Yet somehow, in early 2025, NASA’s Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams found themselves at the…
Apple’s Cash Avalanche: A Love Letter to Capitalism Apple has done it again. The Cupertino cash-printing machine reported a record-smashing $124.3 billion in revenue for its October–December quarter, proving once more that there’s no limit to how many shiny, overpriced rectangles the world is willing to buy. While iPhone sales took a microscopic 1% dip,…
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