Google, Epic, and the Price of Admission to the Android Tollbooth
United States – March 7, 2026 – Google cut a deal with Epic on Play Store fees, but the monopoly muscle stays. Watch the “opening” with a locked door.
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Ford’s Opt-Out Obstacle Course and the Connected-Car Surveillance Creep
United States – March 6, 2026 – California just fined Ford for opt-out friction; the bigger issue is cars quietly turning freedom into telemetry.
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They Drag TikTok Into Court Because They Cannot Grab the Steering Wheel
United States – March 6, 2026 – Trump and Pam Bondi got hit with a lawsuit over the TikTok deal, and the loudest “integrity” alarms just happen to be ringing from investors tied…
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The FTC Just Cornered a Location-Data Broker. The Surveillance Market Will Simply Change Its Shirt.
United States – March 6, 2026 – The FTC says a data broker deal will curb location tracking. Cute. The same market will reassemble by lunch.
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A Zero-Day in Your Pocket, and the Patch Line Around the Block
United States – March 5, 2026 – Android’s March 2026 bulletin warns an exploited Qualcomm-linked flaw is being used in the wild, but the U.S. update pipeline still makes securit…
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SEC Rolls Crypto Into White House Review: Clarity, or a Swamp Leash?
United States – March 5, 2026 – SEC hauled crypto to the White House review desk, and the smoke smells like control over your brisket, not clarity.
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Florida Senate passes DeSantis-style AI ‘Bill of Rights’ while the House slow-walks it into oblivion
United States – March 5, 2026 – Florida’s Senate passed an AI ‘Bill of Rights’ and the House hit the brakes. Power hates rules when it profits from chaos.
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ICE Is Shopping for Location Data Again, and We Are the Merchandise
United States – March 4, 2026 – ICE is back in the data-broker aisle again, and Americans pay in privacy while the warrant requirement gets treated like optional paperwork.
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DHS Wants Your Data Without a Judge, and Big Tech Still Says ‘Yes Sir’
United States – March 4, 2026 – Lawmakers are pressing Big Tech and telecoms on how they respond when DHS seeks user data through administrative subpoenas without a judge, and w…
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Ticketmaster’s ‘Joy’ Pitch Hits the Courtroom Wall
United States – March 4, 2026 – The Live Nation-Ticketmaster antitrust trial just opened, and the fee machine is finally being audited under oath.
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