Hydrogen Dioxide Crystals Invade Wisconsin’s Lakes, Sidewalks, and Porch Steps—Brace Yourself for the Frozen Onslaught
Wisconsin, that proud and pastoral state, land of cheese dreams and brats as thick as your forearm, now finds itself under siege from an unexpected foe. Look closely, if you dare, and you’ll see them—shimmering formations of hydrogen dioxide, congealed into sinister, transparent slabs of terror. You’ve probably stumbled across them already, possibly with disastrous…