New York Lights the Grill Under Coinbase and Gemini: Prediction Markets Are Gambling
United States – April 22, 2026 – I smell the grift: New York is suing Coinbase and Gemini, calling prediction markets unlicensed gambling. Tax the smoke!
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Sports: Where athleticism meets absurdity! Sprint into our Sports section for a marathon of mirth, where the only thing more rigorous than the competition is the laughter. From surreal soccer sagas to basketball bloopers, we tackle the lighter side of athleticism. Ideal for sports aficionados and armchair referees who like their games with a side of guffaws. Warning: Our jokes may cause more chuckles than a mascot’s dance routine!
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Arlington just cut Jerry Jones a $273 million check with a smile and a spreadsheet
United States – April 22, 2026 – Arlington voted to hand Cowboys upgrades $273M in public cash, proving billionaire welfare still wins at the podium.
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Taxpayers, Fireworks, and the NWSL Griddle: Columbus Roars Into 2028
United States – April 21, 2026 – Smoke on the grill: Columbus just landed the NWSL expansion nod, with Haslams and taxpayers cooking up a 2028 start for the women’s league.
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Illinois to Tax-Relief-Wash a Bears Stadium Giveaway, Because Billionaires Need ‘Certainty’
United States – April 21, 2026 – Illinois is poised to vote on a Bears stadium tax scheme that shifts risk onto everyone who actually pays taxes.
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Kalshi vs. New Jersey: Supreme Court Showdown for the Sports Betting Label
United States – April 21, 2026 – Kalshi’s sports-betting label fight barrels toward the Supreme Court, while regulators circle a federally licensed market like it’s fair game fo…
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Santa Clara’s Super Bowl ‘Reimbursement’ Deal: The Billionaire-Carwash Model of Public Safety
United States – April 20, 2026 – The NFL sold the Bay Area a party and handed Santa Clara the liability tab, with a reimbursement IOU stapled to it.
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Arlington’s $273 Million Love Letter to Jerry Jones Is Just Another Stadium Grift With a New Label
United States – April 18, 2026 – Arlington is lining up $273 million for the Cowboys, proving billionaires still get the first draft of public budgets.
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Charcoal and Checklists: The NFL Tries to Cook Up Leverage With Replacement Refs
United States – April 17, 2026 – Smoke is in the air as the NFL starts onboarding replacement officials, with a 6.45% raise offer and a May 31 CBA clock ticking.
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The NCAA Found a New Way to Say ‘Equity’: After the Check Clears
United States – April 17, 2026 – The NCAA’s $2.8B NIL back-pay plan is tangled in a Title IX challenge, and the delay tells you who this system serves.
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Kalshi’s Parent Portal: The New Clipboard for Sports Betting
United States – April 16, 2026 -Kalshi wants parents to upload ID even if you never click “bet,” and this author flags it as a grift in a lanyard: kids do not need tags.
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