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The Tax Scam Continues: Small Business Pays 45%, Wall Street Pays 15%

By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos If you run a small business—whether you call yourself a freelancer, a contractor, a shop owner, or an entrepreneur—you need to understand something right now: Project 2025 isn’t here to help you. It’s here to make sure you pay more while the wealthiest pay…

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A Deep Dive into Donald Trump’s Business Missteps

Donald Trump’s business career, characterized by aggressive risk-taking and diversification, contains numerous ventures ranging from real estate and airlines to luxury goods and education. Despite his significant impact on the real estate sector, his journey also includes multiple notable failures, like the Trump Shuttle, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, and his defunct Atlantic City casinos. Persistent legal battles and numerous bankruptcies further complicate his business legacy. While successes are evident, his career also exemplifies the financial repercussions of business missteps and high-risk decisions.

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Google in Talks to Invest in AI Startup, Hopes AI Can Finally Explain Cryptocurrency

In an ambitious move to demystify the enigmatic world of cryptocurrency, Google has reportedly entered talks to invest in an AI startup. The tech giant’s goal? To develop an AI that can finally provide a clear explanation of how cryptocurrency works. “Even we’re confused sometimes,” confessed a top Google executive. “We’re hopeful that this AI…

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A Fall from Grace: The Unraveling of Sam Bankman-Fried Through the Eyes of an Insider

In the swanky, electrifying world of cryptocurrency, the name Sam Bankman-Fried was once uttered with awe and admiration. He was the golden boy, the wizard who mesmerized the masses with FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange that promised not just wealth, but a future unfettered by traditional financial constraints. Today, however, the glittering aura that once surrounded…

“EAT THE RICH” Echoes as UAW President Slams Auto Giants, Hailing a Recent Triumph Amidst Tense Negotiations

The autumn air was electric, charged with an undercurrent of tension, a volatile mix of victory and ongoing battle, as UAW President Shawn Fain took to Facebook Live. Adorned in an “EAT THE RICH” T-shirt, a fabric emblem of the bubbling discord, Fain became the unlikely herald of the working class’s simmering disquiet. Victory, though…

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Washington Post Shrinks Like a Salted Slug – WOYJO Remains the Bastion of Sturdy Journalistic Endeavors!

In a world where media Goliaths teeter and journalistic giants falter, there stands WOYJO – steadfast, unyielding, a colossus amongst mere mortals. While The Washington Post announces a slash in its workforce like a lumberjack hacking away at a once-majestic oak, WOYJO sits upon its throne of invincibility with a pen mightier than Excalibur and…

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Canadian Autoworkers and GM: A Handshake that Echoes Across the Wilderness!

Amidst the Ice and Snow, A Pact is Born: More Dough, and Job Security Adorn! In the frosted expanse where the syrup flows as generously as the hospitality, a tale of unity and resolution unfolds. In the sacred halls of industrial wonderment, where metal beasts are birthed and the air is dense with the perfume…

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VagueVisage Hits $1 Billion Valuation; CEO Harold Blankenship Puzzled About What His Company Does

In a twist of financial fate that’s as bewildering as a plot twist in a telenovela, social media startup VagueVisage is now basking in the glow of a $1 billion valuation. However, a plot thickener looms – CEO Harold Blankenship and his team are navigating the murky waters of not quite knowing what their company…

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Apple Announces New iPhone Feature: Self-Combusts When Next Model is Released!

In a groundbreaking move that has technophiles and environmentalists alike raising their eyebrows, Apple has announced an “innovative” feature for its upcoming iPhone model: a self-combustion mechanism designed to “gracefully retire” the device when the next iPhone iteration hits the shelves. “We’re all about innovation and sustainability,” said Apple’s CEO at the unveiling, while a…

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