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By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any weirder, Donald Trump and Elon Musk are now claiming that America’s Social Security system is riddled with vampires. Okay, not literally. But close. At a recent rally and on social media, President Trump claimed that Social…
Across Eurasia, being a journalist in 2025 is starting to feel less like a profession and more like a prison sentence waiting to happen. In Turkey, Azerbaijan, and beyond, governments are locking up reporters, raiding newsrooms, and using vague laws to silence dissent, because when reality is inconvenient, the easiest fix is to throw the…
On February 13, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, the Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid of online outrage, teamed up for their latest hobby: publicly attacking journalists. Their target of the week? Reuters. What sparked the outrage? A completely misrepresented Pentagon contract from 2018. ✔ The reality: A Reuters-owned analytics division (TRSS) once had a $9…
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Trump has once again bypassed Congress like a driver ignoring a “Do Not Enter” sign, declaring a national emergency at the southern border and ordering the military to start building his beloved border wall, because what’s democracy without a little executive power flexing? The Plan: Walls, Troops,…
In a move that stunned career diplomats, enraged humanitarian groups, and likely made Vladimir Putin giggle, Trump has officially gone nuclear on foreign aid. Not satisfied with just trimming the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), Trump went straight for the jugular, ordering mass layoffs and attempting to shut the agency down entirely. Because if…
If there’s one thing Trump loves more than a signature steak, it’s recycling his greatest hits, and this month, he’s reviving his favorite geopolitical mixtape: Sanction Iran Until Something Breaks. On February 4, just ahead of a cozy sit-down with Benjamin Netanyahu, Trump announced that his administration was reinstating the full “maximum pressure” campaign on…
On February 13, the White House rolled out the red carpet for Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, where Trump and Modi engaged in a warm, back-slapping display of strategic friendship, the kind of “partnership” that thrives on trade deals, military pacts, and a shared indifference toward human rights. Because when two strongman-style leaders get together,…
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy took the stage at the Munich Security Conference on February 15 and delivered a blunt warning to the world: 🔥 “Ukraine will never accept deals made behind our backs.” 🔥 Translation? He knows exactly what Trump is up to. As Trump steamrolls ahead with his “peace” plan that looks suspiciously like…
Ladies and gentlemen, the Justice Department is no longer in the business of enforcing justice. Under newly installed Attorney General Pam Bondi, the DOJ is operating less like a law enforcement agency and more like a Mar-a-Lago loyalty program. In just a few short weeks, Bondi has:✅ Shut down corruption cases that made Trump look…
Ladies and gentlemen, the United States Senate has spoken, or rather, it has rolled over and let Trump scratch its belly. On February 12, in a 52–48 party-line spectacle, the GOP-controlled Senate confirmed Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence, followed swiftly by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as Health Secretary, because why stop at one…
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