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    VagueVisage Hits $1 Billion Valuation; CEO Harold Blankenship Puzzled About What His Company Does

    In a twist of financial fate that’s as bewildering as a plot twist in a telenovela, social media startup VagueVisage is now basking in the glow of a $1 billion valuation. However, a plot thickener looms – CEO Harold Blankenship and his team are navigating the murky waters of not quite knowing what their company does. “Synergy is our middle name, and we’re embedded in the tech ecosystem like…

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    Apple Announces New iPhone Feature: Self-Combusts When Next Model is Released!

    In a groundbreaking move that has technophiles and environmentalists alike raising their eyebrows, Apple has announced an “innovative” feature for its upcoming iPhone model: a self-combustion mechanism designed to “gracefully retire” the device when the next iPhone iteration hits the shelves. “We’re all about innovation and sustainability,” said Apple’s CEO at the unveiling, while a team of fire extinguishers stood by. “This way, we ensure that our dedicated customers…

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