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AIRHORN BLAST: Trump talks law and order while Putin faces an ICC arrest warrant over war-crime allegations. Alaska. Justice. America. I’ve got receipts, ribs, and righteous, meat-sweaty fury. Saddle up, patriots, say a prayer, and by the end someone’s crying under the flag.

Airhorn blaring, patriots. Trump could have cuffed war-criminal Putin in Alaska with an ICC warrant on deck, but chose bootlicking over justice. Ukraine burns, kids lose lunches, Epstein secrets stay sealed. That tough-on-crime talk? All sizzle, no brisket. By God and Old Glory, watch me demand why a child-protecting Christian President forgot the children… cue tears under the flag.

AIRHORN. God-fearing patriots, saddle up. Trump let war criminal Vladimir Putin, wanted by the International Criminal Court, stroll through Alaska, then fly home smiling. Tough on crime, or tough on kissing dictators’ rings? Arrest Putin in Alaska, end the Ukraine war, rattle the oligarchs. Instead we got a red carpet and tears under Old Glory. Amen.