By Justin JestReporting from the withered stump of what used to be economic leadership WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump’s second-term economy is delivering all the excitement of a wet firework—and now, the numbers prove it. The Dow Jones is down over 2,200 points in 2025. The S&P? Dipping. Nasdaq? Sagging. Confidence? Gone limp. America’s financial system…
By Justin JestFiled from the smoking crater of what used to be the Executive Branch WASHINGTON, D.C. —If you squint hard enough and swallow the propaganda whole, you’d think Donald J. Trump’s “Second First 100 Days” were a golden age of American greatness. That’s exactly how Trump describes them, calling this chaotic sequel the “greatest…
By Justin JestFiled from the graveyard of American morality MIAMI, FL — Marie Ange Blaise didn’t die at the hands of a cartel, or in a boat crossing shark-infested waters. She died in American custody. On U.S. soil. In an ICE detention system engineered for suffering, run like a prison camp, and championed by a…
By Justin JestBroadcasting live from the eye of the dumbest storm in America LITTLE ROCK, AR — What happens when you spend years cheerleading for a wrecking ball and then realize it’s swinging straight for your own house? Just ask Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who’s now locked in a bureaucratic slap fight with her…
By Justin JestFiled from beneath the rubble of financial accountability WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold attempt to make America’s financial markets just as volatile as its political system, Republican lawmakers are now aiming their legislative wrecking ball at the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board—the watchdog born from the flaming carcass of Enron. Their proposal?…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that would make even the most seasoned autocrats blush, President Donald Trump is poised to expand his executive powers through a legislative Trojan horse known as the REINS Act. This bill, masquerading as a tax and border security measure, is set to grant Trump unprecedented control over federal regulations…
Ratified December 15, 1791. Currently interpreted like a horoscope. The Gonzo-Style Annotated Bill of Rights—the Ten Commandments of American Hypocrisy and Hope, dragged through the flaming headlines of 2025 and reassembled by Justin Jest with ink, irony, and constitutional side-eye. What follows is not just a re-read of the sacred parchment—it’s a surgical dissection with…
When Rubio explains Trump’s foreign policy, you can almost hear the Constitution sobbing.
There’s a glimmer of hope this whole circus might not outlast the term. And no, that’s not a punchline. It’s a grim little flicker of constitutional candlelight flickering through a fog of executive tantrums and congressional cowardice. After 100 days of executive orders, courtroom smackdowns, and legislative narcolepsy, we can at least say this much:…
Welcome to the New American Playbook, where toddlers with cancer get deported, facts get waterboarded, and due process is just a dusty relic tossed in the trash next to Trump’s platinum-plated Bible. If you thought the first term was a slow-motion car crash, buckle up — this one’s a flaming limo doing donuts on the…
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