They Got the Spotlight. We Got the Bill.
Washington keeps handing public power to a cast list built for television and private jets, then acting surprised when the audience is staring at fuel, grocery, and utility bills. Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, Elon Musk, and the rest of the celebrity-government parade may generate plenty of close-ups, but a camera-ready résumé is not the same thing as knowing what a paycheck has to survive. The spotlight lands on the powerful; the financial anxiety lands everywhere else.
That is the billionaire theory of public service: if someone is famous enough, rich enough, or loud enough on television, governing becomes an audition they have already won. Accountability, meanwhile, has no red carpet. It arrives in the mailbox, waits at the checkout counter, and flickers beside the thermostat like a newsroom raccoon holding a shutoff notice. Washington gets a cast list, the public gets the invoice, and taxpayers are paying for a season they were never allowed to cancel.