Culture Wars, Class Loot
You got culture wars. They got class war. The system keeps you mad at teachers, mad at immigrants, mad at books—because that’s a nice, loud menu item that fits in a push notification. Meanwhile the part with the grown-ups happens off to the side: while CEO pay goes through the roof, your cost of living keeps climbing like it’s on auto-renew.
Then comes the RSVP question: “Distracted yet? That was the point.” Inside the Trump Tower-style executive lounge, it’s gold access, bonuses up, workers last—while “We trust Trump” plays like the customer-service script. If they keep you distracted, you’ll never notice who’s picking your pocket; you’ll be too busy auditing morals to audit the incentives.