When Better Math Equals Bigger Whining

Folks, it seems like every time the good ol’ arithmetic around taxes sharpens up, those lobbyist types start wailing like they heard tofu was the new steak. You’d think we were threatening to confiscate their yachts instead of just tightening up economic forecasts with a sharper pencil. Improved math means shrinking loopholes, but it also means inflating a whole lot of lobbyist frustration. It’s a simple equation: the more accurate the math, the more dramatic the outcry. I’m all for a good barbecue debate, but if Betsy started yapping over better numbers, I’d consider her favorably marinated.

See, I reckon it’s because when improved estimates show $87.7 billion in potential tax revenue, it gets mighty hot under the collars of those defending the wallet-openers. Nothing like watching folks scramble to find new shadows in the clear light of math. And there’s the rub, patriots: even when numbers get precise, some folks can’t resist trying to blur the facts when their wallets are involved. So, settle in with those grilled hot dogs while I remind you—the only thing impossible to barbecue is a lobbyist’s conscience.