In a move straight out of a Wild West movie, former President Donald Trump has reportedly challenged his former attorney Michael Cohen to a duel on 5th Avenue. The challenge comes amidst ongoing legal battles and mounting tensions between the two. Trump, never one to shy away from controversy, seems determined to bring a touch…
Karine Jean-Pierre, who talks for President Biden, said we gotta be careful about Donald Trump trying to be president again. She pointed out that Trump has a bunch of legal problems and that could be bad news for everyone. “Trump’s got some serious court stuff going on, and that could really shake things up for…
George Santos, a freshman congressman from New York, has been expelled from the US House of Representatives following a House Ethics Committee investigation into fraud allegations related to his campaign. This makes Santos the sixth individual to be expelled from the House, a move viewed as restoring integrity and credibility to the legislative body. His expulsion, stemming from repeated fabrications and misrepresentations, reinforces the need for honesty and accountability in politics, irrespective of party lines. Santos’s story underlines the costs of deceit in public office and the importance of integrity in democracy.
In a bizarre twist on getaway logistics, a Salt Lake City man, after allegedly robbing two banks, decided to use Uber as his escape vehicle. The unsuspecting driver, unknowingly aiding and abetting, received a five-star review for his discretion and prompt service. “I thought it was just a regular ride,” said the Uber driver. “He…
In an unconventional approach to crime-solving, authorities have announced an increased reward for the capture of an armored truck robber. The new reward package now surprisingly includes a free getaway car. “We believe this will incentivize potential informants. Plus, everyone loves a free car,” stated a law enforcement official. Critics have raised eyebrows at this…
In what can only be described as a dramatic upset to family planning, ten members of the infamous Gambino crime family were arrested, effectively canceling what would have been a much-anticipated family reunion. “Mom was going to make her famous lasagna,” lamented one of the family members from behind bars. “Now we have to settle…
Welcome, dear readers, to the gripping tale of a fallen emperor. Picture it now – Mar-a-Lago, where opulence and avarice intertwine like two star-crossed lovers bidding each other goodnight amidst the swaying palms. There stands Donald J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States, casting a shadow so long and ominous that even Count…
In the swanky, electrifying world of cryptocurrency, the name Sam Bankman-Fried was once uttered with awe and admiration. He was the golden boy, the wizard who mesmerized the masses with FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange that promised not just wealth, but a future unfettered by traditional financial constraints. Today, however, the glittering aura that once surrounded…
When most 26-year-olds are grappling with the intricacies of adulting, Petty Officer Wenheng Zhao, known to his pen pals as Thomas, decided to dabble in something a tad more adventurous – international espionage. Who needs spy novels when you can live the experience, right? The Hook, Line, and Sinker Thomas, a Monterey Park native, initially…
In the illustrious world of American politics, a realm where scandals blossom faster than a New York minute, Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) has firmly planted his flag, not as the man of the hour, but rather, the enigma of the century. With 23 federal charges gracing his extensive portfolio, Santos struts through the halls of…
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