Ten Members of Gambino Crime Family Arrested, Family Reunion Ruined
In what can only be described as a dramatic upset to family planning, ten members of the infamous Gambino crime family were arrested, effectively canceling what would have been a much-anticipated family reunion. “Mom was going to make her famous lasagna,” lamented one of the family members from behind bars. “Now we have to settle…
In what can only be described as a dramatic upset to family planning, ten members of the infamous Gambino crime family were arrested, effectively canceling what would have been a much-anticipated family reunion.
“Mom was going to make her famous lasagna,” lamented one of the family members from behind bars. “Now we have to settle for prison cafeteria meatloaf.”
The FBI, responsible for the coordinated takedown, apologized for the inconvenience. “We understand the importance of family gatherings, but crime doesn’t take a holiday,” an FBI spokesperson quipped.
The Gambino family is reportedly considering a virtual reunion, provided they can figure out Zoom from their jail cells.
Sources:
- Ten Members and Associates of the Gambino Crime Family Arrested in Coordinated U.S.-Italian Takedown
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