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Conflict | World

Prince Harry’s Speech in Kiev

By Harlan Quill
April 25, 2026
Harlan Quill
Justice

War Zone, Meet Courtroom: The Supreme Court Declines to Immunize Contractors

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 22, 2026 - The Supreme Court refused to treat a war zone like a legal rinse cycle for contractors, sending a wounded veteran’s negligence case back for rea…
April 22, 2026
Harlan Quill
Housing

The Rent Is Set by Spreadsheet, Not by God

By Harlan Quill
United States - April 22, 2026 - HUD revised voucher rent caps for seven areas, and the quiet math will decide whether families can actually use their help.
April 22, 2026
Harlan Quill
Tech

Falcon Fireworks for Freedom: GPS III SV10 Proves America Can Swap and Win

By Brick Tungsten
United States - April 22, 2026 - Space Force moved GPS III SV10 onto a Falcon 9, and that reliability-first swap is what freedom looks like in real life, not just on a flag poster.
April 22, 2026
Brick Tungsten
Tech

FISA Section 702 Is Expiring, So Washington Wants to Buy Your Life Off a Shelf

By Justin Jest
United States - April 22, 2026 - Congress is haggling over FISA while agencies shop for your location data like office supplies. Close the data-broker loophole.
April 22, 2026
Justin Jest
Sports

New York Lights the Grill Under Coinbase and Gemini: Prediction Markets Are Gambling

By Brick Tungsten
United States - April 22, 2026 - I smell the grift: New York is suing Coinbase and Gemini, calling prediction markets unlicensed gambling. Tax the smoke!
April 22, 2026
Brick Tungsten

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