If you’re poor, sick, disabled, or just barely scraping by, the Republican-controlled government has a message for you: Tough luck. While billionaires celebrate permanent tax cuts and Wall Street reaps record profits, Trump and his congressional allies have launched an all-out attack on the social safety net, gutting the very programs that keep millions of…
In a move that can only be described as a high-stakes political heist, House Republicans rammed through a budget blueprint designed to fulfill the fever-dream policies of Donald J. Trump. On a razor-thin 217-215 vote, this blueprint doesn’t just sketch the contours of government spending—it lays down the battlefield for an all-out war on the…
By Justin Jest – Gonzo Journalist, Reluctant Realist, Connoisseur of Chaos It’s finally happening. For the first time since Trump’s second reign of chaos began, his own government is starting to resist him. Elon Musk’s dystopian bureaucratic purge—where every federal worker must justify their job in five bullet points or face unemployment—isn’t going down as…
In a twist no one saw coming—because who could?—Donald Trump has declared he’ll make Robert F. Kennedy Jr. his Health and Human Services czar if he wins the election. Yes, that RFK Jr., the guy who thinks fluoride in water is a deep-state plot to weaken American testicles. Picture this: RFK Jr., a man who’s…
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is an informal diagnosis often discussed in political and social discourse. It’s characterized by severe emotional distress and behavioral disturbances when confronted with topics related to former President Donald Trump. Here is a medically styled breakdown of the symptoms often associated with TDS: 1. Hypersensitivity to Political Discussion: Individuals may exhibit…
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