Amphifa Wins Edition: The Pool’s Still Green, and the Frog Suit Keeps Beating the President in the Algae Feud

The president of the United States can lose a feud to a frog suit, call the problem “a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor,” and still insist the “solution” is just one more press briefing. Amphifa just keeps scoring: the pool is still green, and the frog is still winning—because reality doesn’t care how loud the excuses get.

In this town, the botch doesn’t get cleaned; it gets rebranded. If the comeback is swapping “algae threat” talking points (vandals, protestors, any handy villain) while the paint keeps acting up, then congratulations: the only thing getting amended is the blame. Follow the Frog.