By Justin Jest | Gonzo Journalist | WOYJO.com If irony had a capital, it would be Pewaukee, Wisconsin, where Republican Rep. Adam Neylon just held a press conference to whine about Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers using administrative rules to, wait for it… govern. “Wisconsin is in need of a regulatory reset,” Neylon declared, clutching his…
By Justin JestReporting from America’s frontline of youthful resistance WASHINGTON, D.C. , The only thing faster than the Trump administration’s reckless crackdown on student visas has been the wildfire of outrage blazing through college campuses nationwide. In the last few weeks, what began as a series of scattered protests against arbitrary deportations of international students…
By Justin JestFiled from the battlefield of unintended consequences Trump bragged about bringing manufacturing home, until “home” meant importing machines at up to 145% duty and paying a 25% surcharge on the steel those machines are made from. Even Turkish-built press brakes, once the budget savior of small shops, get slapped with a baseline 10%…
By Justin JestFiled on Day 101 of the world’s most chaotic power trip WASHINGTON, D.C. , On his 101st day back in office, Donald Trump stood at a podium, stared down the barrel of a cratering economy, and did what he does best: pointed fingers like a toddler after knocking over a priceless vase. The…
By Justin JestReporting from the withered stump of what used to be economic leadership WASHINGTON, D.C. , Trump’s second-term economy is delivering all the excitement of a wet firework, and now, the numbers prove it. The Dow Jones is down over 2,200 points in 2025. The S&P? Dipping. Nasdaq? Sagging. Confidence? Gone limp. America’s financial…
By Justin JestFiled from the smoking crater of what used to be the Executive Branch WASHINGTON, D.C. , If you squint hard enough and swallow the propaganda whole, you’d think Donald J. Trump’s “Second First 100 Days” were a golden age of American greatness. That’s exactly how Trump describes them, calling this chaotic sequel the…
By Justin JestFiled from the graveyard of American morality MIAMI, FL , Marie Ange Blaise didn’t die at the hands of a cartel, or in a boat crossing shark-infested waters. She died in American custody. On U.S. soil. In an ICE detention system engineered for suffering, run like a prison camp, and championed by a…
By Justin JestBroadcasting live from the eye of the dumbest storm in America LITTLE ROCK, AR , What happens when you spend years cheerleading for a wrecking ball and then realize it’s swinging straight for your own house? Just ask Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who’s now locked in a bureaucratic slap fight with her…
By Justin JestFiled from beneath the rubble of financial accountability WASHINGTON, D.C. , In a bold attempt to make America’s financial markets just as volatile as its political system, Republican lawmakers are now aiming their legislative wrecking ball at the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board, the watchdog born from the flaming carcass of Enron. Their…
WASHINGTON, D.C. , In a move that would make even the most seasoned autocrats blush, President Donald Trump is poised to expand his executive powers through a legislative Trojan horse known as the REINS Act. This bill, masquerading as a tax and border security measure, is set to grant Trump unprecedented control over federal regulations…
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