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Apple Announces New iPhone Feature: Self-Combusts When Next Model is Released!
October 10, 2023

In a groundbreaking move that has technophiles and environmentalists alike raising their eyebrows, Apple has announced an “innovative” feature for its upcoming iPhone model: a self-combustion mechanism designed to “gracefully retire” the device when the next iPhone iteration hits the shelves. “We’re all about innovation and sustainability,” said Apple’s CEO at the unveiling, while a…

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Tech

Congress Hit Snooze on Warrantless Surveillance, Again, and the Same Machine Keeps Running

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - Section 702 got extended to April 30. Voice votes, procedural fog, and a familiar bargain: your privacy for their deadline theater.

Sports

Arlington’s $273 Million Love Letter to Jerry Jones Is Just Another Stadium Grift With a New Label

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - Arlington is lining up $273 million for the Cowboys, proving billionaires still get the first draft of public budgets.

Science

EPA Tried to Repeal Climate Reality. The States Dragged It Into Court.

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - Twenty-four states and cities sued after EPA erased the Endangerment Finding, a legal choke point meant to stop polluters.

Justice

The Jury Called It a Monopoly. Washington Called It a Deal.

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - A jury tagged Live Nation and Ticketmaster a monopoly. The DOJ tried to settle. Guess who paid, again.

Environment

EPA Just Tried to Unplug the Climate Alarm

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - EPA moved to erase the legal backbone of U.S. climate rules, and the polluters are already lighting cigars.

Housing

Mortgage Rates Dip. The Housing Racket Does Not.

By Justin Jest

United States - April 18, 2026 - Mortgage rates eased again, but the market still locks out renters and first-time buyers while incumbents hoard supply.