The Judge Said ‘Hold Separate.’ The FCC Heard ‘Go Faster.’
United States – April 18, 2026 – A judge froze a TV mega-merger, reminding Washington that ‘diversity’ is not a waiver button.
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A Judge Just Hit Pause on the Local News Monopoly Machine
United States – April 18, 2026 – A federal judge froze Nexstar-Tegna. This is what monopoly looks like: higher bills, fewer jobs, and PR fog.
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CAPE Opens April 20: CBP Promises Main Street Tariff Refunds in 60 to 90 Days
United States – April 17, 2026 – CBP is firing up CAPE for IEEPA tariff refund filings starting Apr 20, with returns expected in 60 to 90 days.
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Ticketmaster Lost the Verdict. Now Comes the Part Where Power Tries to Win Anyway
United States – April 17, 2026 – Live Nation lost the monopoly verdict; now the remedy phase quietly invites lobbyists to sand down the guardrails.
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A jury called Live Nation and Ticketmaster a monopoly. Now comes the part where Washington tries to forget.
United States – April 17, 2026 – A federal jury tagged Live Nation and Ticketmaster as a monopoly. Watch the lobbyists scramble to price-fix the remedy.
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Rochester Check-Washing Grift Meets the Judge’s Grill
United States – April 16, 2026 – The DOJ just cooked a Rochester check-washing grifter for 18 months. Money talks, fraud walks, until the judge grills them.
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Ticketmaster Got a Guilty Verdict. Now Make It Count.
United States – April 16, 2026 – A jury finally told the ticket giants to stop squeezing fans, but the remedy will decide if this is justice or a fee coupon.
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The Jury Finally Put a Price Tag on Ticketmaster’s Monopoly. Now Make It Hurt.
United States – April 16, 2026 – A New York jury called Live Nation-Ticketmaster what it is: a monopoly. The remedy phase is where the grift either dies or respawns.
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Tax Day Brisket: 53 Million Already Took Trump’s Cuts
United States – April 15, 2026 – Tax Day receipts show Treasury says 53 million-plus Americans already claimed Trump tax breaks, and the grift crowd hates when the numbers don’t…
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The FTC’s Ad-Agency Cartel Crackdown: Fine. Just Don’t Turn Antitrust Into a Speech Dial
United States – April 15, 2026 – The FTC says it’s stopping coordinated ad-boycott standards. Good. Now keep the remedy aimed at collusion, not culture-war speech policing.
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