Two Jobs, One Paycheck: Living the Dream Means Never Sleeping
Picture this: you’re juggling two jobs like a circus performer on caffeine, yet your bank account’s doing its best impression of a black hole.…
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Business: Where profits meet punchlines! Dive into our Business section for a satirical stock exchange of laughs, where market trends are as unpredictable as our jokes. From corporate blunders to entrepreneurial escapades, we’ve got your daily dose of fiscal funniness. Warning: Investments in our humor may lead to excessive chuckling!
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Tax Dollars to AI: Where’s Our Dividend Check?
Folks, gather ’round the BBQ, because ol’ Brick’s fired up with more sizzle than a six-pack on a summer day. The bigwigs are funneling…
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CAPE Portal Starts the Tariff Refund Process, and the Tariff Grifters Hate the Checkbox
United States – April 22, 2026 – CBP opened the CAPE refund portal today, and the tariff grifters hate the idea that paperwork has to turn into refunds, not excuses.
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The COPPA deadline: Kids’ privacy meets the fine print
United States – April 22, 2026 – COPPA’s updated kid-data rules are now due, and the enforcement question is simple: parents in charge, or platforms in charge?
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Adobe’s $25B Buyback: A Receipt for the Shareholder Protection Racket
United States – April 22, 2026 – Adobe just approved a $25B buyback. Translation: cash goes to Wall Street first, while everyone else gets “discipline.”
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CMS’s API Leash: SBA Warns Small Health Businesses About Another Reporting Burden
United States – April 21, 2026 – Bureaucrats want to tag every health-care API and make small providers file endpoints. Stop paper burn, let Americans build.
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A Judge Hit Pause on the Nexstar-Tegna Megamerger. The Monopoly Machine Is Still Warm.
United States – April 21, 2026 – A federal judge froze Nexstar-Tegna as states and DirecTV allege monopoly muscle. The bill always lands on you.
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CBP Opens CAPE for Illegal Tariff Refunds, and Main Street Finally Gets the Receipts
United States – April 20, 2026 – CBP launched the CAPE refund portal for businesses seeking reimbursement of tariff payments the Supreme Court struck down under IEEPA authority,…
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Eggs, Benchmarks, and the Cartel in the Lab Coat
United States – April 20, 2026 – DOJ is circling egg prices, and I want sunlight and due process before “benchmarking” turns into cartel math in a lab coat.
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A Federal Judge Hit Pause on the Nexstar-Tegna Megamerger. That Is What Democracy Sounds Like When It Clears Its Throat.
United States – April 20, 2026 – A judge just froze a TV megamerger, and you can hear the lobbyists choking on their own talking points.
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