Bank Heists Go Green: Eco-Friendly Robbers Demand Cash in Reusable Bags!

In a world grappling with climate change, even the criminal underbelly is hopping onto the eco-friendly bandwagon. Recent bank heists have showcased a new breed of robbers: those with a conscience for the environment. Last Tuesday, First National Bank witnessed a heist like no other. Donning masks made of recycled materials and armed with biodegradable…

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May 14, 2024: Mark Your Calendars, Folks – Trump’s Classified Docs Saga is the New Game of Thrones!

Winter has come and gone, but for former President Donald Trump, a storm of a different kind brews on the horizon. Grab your goblets and pull up a throne, because the trial of the century is about to unfold. May 14, 2024, is not just another day – it’s the premiere of the most anticipated…

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Trump Collects Legal Battles Like Pokémon Cards; Aims for Full Set by 2024

In a bizarre twist that not even the most skilled satirists could have envisioned, former President Donald Trump seems to be on a mythical quest reminiscent of an adolescent Ash Ketchum from the Pokémon world. His objective? Gathering legal battles with the fervor and enthusiasm typically reserved for collecting shiny, holographic Pokémon cards. Ever since…

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