Trump’s Report Card Comes Back All Fs
Trump has perfected the oldest student move in America: make a giant promise, skip the work, then blame the teacher when the test comes…
Trump has perfected the oldest student move in America: make a giant promise, skip the work, then blame the teacher when the test comes…
Brothers and sisters, meet the Dusty Patriot, a curious soul armed with a library card rather than a megaphone. He faithfully paces the halls…
Alex Haley’s ‘Roots’ gets the boot from Knox County Schools under Tennessee’s Age‑Appropriate Materials Act, sparking regional pride and uproar.
Students logging into Canvas mid-finals found a ransom note instead of exams, casting doubt on Instructure’s earlier claims of containment.
A forensic audit reveals a procedural abyss within Memphis-Shelby County Schools, highlighting missing forms, misplaced millions, and a room with absent doors.
In an age when history is rewritten over luncheon, Secretary Bunch receives Mr. Trump at the Smithsonian’s storied tables. With courteous smiles and a menu of “curatorial suggestions,” the past finds itself interrupted—tastefully, and with consequences only whispered among the silverware.
When schools must choose between federal funding and affirming students’ identities, the consequences are immediate and deeply personal. This case reveals how educational access is still defined by who is seen—and whose rights are conditional—in America’s classrooms.
Trump and his Federalist flunkies want state censorship of the Smithsonian, and their readers applaud. Billionaires bankroll the culture war, then claim neutrality while they yank exhibits into obedience. This is not dysfunction. It is domination. The museums are the battlefield, and your history is the hostage. I am not here to negotiate.
BWAAAP airhorn. America, meet your invisible tyrants: Deep State oligarchs. Aristotle called it. Rent is due. They buy laws, rig markets, hijack democracy, and sell you freedom on clearance. We break the money machine, rebuild virtue, and save the middle class or bust. Pray up, strap in, and bring meat-sweaty faith. Ending with me sobbing under Old Glory.
GOP megadonors just ripped down “Everyone Is Welcome” signs, laundering fear as policy and calling it parents’ rights. This DEI purge is billionaire social engineering, a surgical strike on classroom solidarity designed to keep kids, teachers, and the rest of us obedient and isolated.
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