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United States – March 6, 2026 – Texas Republicans are headed for a razor-close Senate runoff between John Cornyn and Ken Paxton, with Donald Trump signaling an endorsement soon …
United States – March 6, 2026 – Dallas County’s Democratic primary ran into new location rules, some voters got turned away at the wrong sites, a judge extended hours, and the T…
United States – March 6, 2026 – They are floating “emergency powers” to rig how you vote, then calling it security. This is the takeover pitch.
United States – March 6, 2026 – Arizona is fighting a federal demand for voter data. The pitch is “election integrity.” The payload is sensitive personal information and a power…
More than a year into Trump’s return as the 47th president, Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse walked onto the Senate floor and did the one thing Washington hates most: he connected dots out loud. Starting with the Mueller whitewash and ending in the swampy overlap of Russia, Jeffrey Epstein, and Trump, he delivered a bibliography-backed reminder that this town will call anything a hoax if the truth arrives carrying boxes.
United States – March 5, 2026 – Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse hit the Senate floor with a bibliography, a blowtorch, and enough Trump-Russia-Epstein connective tissue to make every cable-news producer in America levitate six inches off the carpet. AIRHORN. Somewhere between the fifteenth mention of Russia and the ninth whiff of Palm Beach weirdness, Rhode Island’s…
United States – March 5, 2026 – The Senate failed again to move DHS funding forward, leaving a shutdown in place while Republicans cite Iran and Democrats press for ICE guardrai…
United States – March 5, 2026 – The Senate voted 47-53 to block a procedural move on an Iran war-powers resolution, and Washington once again picked process over plain talk.
United States – March 5, 2026 – SCOTUS froze a New York district map fight, and the winners are the GOP, the donors, and the fine art of minority vote dilution.
United States – March 4, 2026 – Congress wants our trust while it reimburses itself on the honor system, and Rep. Mace is the latest test of the guardrails.
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