A DHS Shutdown, and the Senate Still Can’t Even Start the Argument
United States – March 5, 2026 – The Senate failed again to move DHS funding forward, leaving a shutdown in place while Republicans cite Iran and Democrats press for ICE guardrai…
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47-53 and the Pocket Constitution Gets Singed: The Senate Tries to Tap the Brakes
United States – March 5, 2026 – The Senate voted 47-53 to block a procedural move on an Iran war-powers resolution, and Washington once again picked process over plain talk.
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The Supreme Court Just Put Its Thumb on New York’s Scale, and It Knows Exactly What It’s Doing
United States – March 5, 2026 – SCOTUS froze a New York district map fight, and the winners are the GOP, the donors, and the fine art of minority vote dilution.
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Congress Runs on an Honor System. Then Acts Shocked When Trust Collapses.
United States – March 4, 2026 – Congress wants our trust while it reimburses itself on the honor system, and Rep. Mace is the latest test of the guardrails.
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War Powers, Cold Beer, and Hot Air: Senate Tries to Cuff Trump on Iran
United States – March 4, 2026 – Senate suits try to slap cuffs on Trump over Iran, and the swamp smells opportunity while folks want results, not speeches.
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DOJ’s 24-Hour Whiplash on Trump’s Law-Firm Hit List: Not a Legal Strategy, a Loyalty Test
United States – March 4, 2026 – DOJ quit defending Trump’s law-firm sanctions, then un-quit overnight. That is not law. That is intimidation in a suit.
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Texas Just Put Some Ballots in a Drawer and Called It Order
United States – March 4, 2026 – When courts tell voters to stand in the rain while ballots get quarantined, democracy starts sounding like paperwork.
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Operation Epic Fury: Trump Floors It, and the Swamp Reaches for the Brake
United States – March 2, 2026 – Operation Epic Fury is on the board, and the usual Swamp suspects are already sprinting for hearings, microphones, and a veto-shaped parking brake.
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Congress Wants a War Powers Vote. Trump Already Hit Start.
United States – March 2, 2026 – Under neon war-room logic, Trump expands Iran strikes while Congress debates its rights like a memo that arrived after the raid.
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A Judge Told DHS to Stop Hunting Refugees Like Paperwork Is a Crime
United States – February 28, 2026 – Tunheim’s injunction blocks a Trump DHS push to turn lawful refugees into detainable bodies over a status-processing deadline.
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