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  • The Pentagon Wants an Algorithm to Do a Human Job: Vetting Science Without the Humans

    The courthouse air is stale even when you are nowhere near a courthouse. That is the vibe of American governance in 2026: fluorescent lights, printer paper, and a machine that keeps failing upward. The Pentagon just said it cannot properly vet the ocean of military-funded university research for foreign influence risks because it does not have enough people, so it is going to use computers, including AI, to screen academics instead.

    That is not oversight. That is automation-as-alibi.

    Pentagon turns to AI to screen military-funded academics for China ties after watchdog flags tiny oversight staff

    On April 20, 2026, Defense News reported that after a federal watchdog found a staff of two overseers was insufficient to vet roughly 27,000 academic research awards for ties to adversaries, the Pentagon is moving toward computer screening of military-funded academics, including AI. The report described a recently declassified inspector general report from May 2025 that said disclosures were going unchecked and the department had not requested additional full-time staff to do the review and oversight at scale.

    Two people. Twenty-seven thousand awards.

    So the Pentagon reaches for the shiny object. AI will do the vetting. Or it will do enough of the appearance of vetting to keep the conveyor belt moving.

    And the blast-radius crowd is already warning what this produces: false assumptions, profiling, and a replay of the post-9/11 paranoia cycle, where “national security” becomes a vibes-based prosecution tool. The same reporting points to prior AI-assisted mistakes in congressional reporting that misattributed sponsorship and funding based on sloppy pattern matching.

    Translation: This is not smarter security. This is cheaper blame

    Translation: “Automated vetting and continuous monitoring” means your name, co-authors, affiliations, and citations get fed into a risk-scoring blender and called due diligence.

    Translation: “Augment human expertise” means keep headcount low, keep vendor invoices high, and when somebody innocent gets flagged, let the algorithm take the fall.

    This is the oldest bureaucracy move: starve a function, declare it broken, then replace it with a system that is easier to control, harder to appeal, and conveniently opaque.

    Here is the mechanism: Understaffing creates a vacuum, and AI fills it with fog

    Here is the mechanism: a watchdog says the oversight shop is too small. The correct fix is staffing, training, clear standards, and transparent processes with appeals. The politically convenient fix is software.

    Software offers volume (screen lots of people fast, even if badly), deniability (“the model indicated risk”), and controllability (humans dissent; models get tuned and wrapped in secrecy). Pair that with talk of common grant databases and “continuous monitoring,” and you can see the paperwork future: research governance drifting into surveillance governance.

    Follow the money: Vendors win, researchers and the public pay

    Follow the money: “Advanced analytical tools” are a procurement category and a contractor ecosystem. The incentive is not to hire humans, because humans come with whistleblower protections and the inconvenient habit of writing memos that become evidence.

    False positives get socialized. Researchers lose time and reputation. Students lose stability. Institutions pour money into compliance instead of labs. The public loses research output it already paid for. And when the system inevitably embarrasses itself, the hearing cycle will spin up and the answer will be more tools, more funding, more secrecy. A scandal is not a failure. It is a sales funnel.

    The quiet part: “China” is the justification, but control is the product. If two overseers cannot vet 27,000 awards, hire the staff. Publish clear standards. Create real appeals. Audit the tools before and after deployment. Let inspectors general and watchdogs see the data. Protect whistleblowers. Put it under congressional oversight that is not captured by defense contractors and paranoia entrepreneurs.

    So which is it: are we funding science, or building a surveillance compliance maze that only contractors can navigate?

  • EPA Tried to Repeal Climate Reality. The States Dragged It Into Court.

    The printer in my head has been running all night. Fluorescent newsroom light, stale coffee, and that familiar federal perfume: PR fog sprayed over a real-world fire. Because this week the Environmental Protection Agency did not just tweak a rule. It tried to yank out a load-bearing beam.

    EPA moved to erase the 2009 Endangerment Finding, the formal determination that greenhouse gases endanger public health and welfare. That finding is the Clean Air Act’s door handle. It is how climate regulation gets into the room and tells polluters they do not get to treat the atmosphere like a free landfill.

    What happened: 24 states (plus local governments) went to court

    Here is the verified event: a coalition of 24 states, joined by cities and counties, filed suit in the D.C. Circuit challenging EPA’s repeal of the Endangerment Finding. The challenge targets a finalized rule that revokes the 2009 determination and also wipes out greenhouse gas standards for cars and trucks.

    This is not a vibes dispute. It is a legal fight over whether the government can unwrite the premise that gives it authority to regulate greenhouse gas pollution under the Clean Air Act.

    And yes, the suing governments are mostly Democratic-led. That is what happens when one side decides basic atmospheric chemistry is optional and the other side gets drafted as unpaid emergency staff for the law.

    Translation: not “reform,” but immunity

    Translation: when EPA says it is rescinding a finding, it is trying to disarm the law before the next fight starts.

    Call it a “kitchen renovation” if you want. If you sabotage the smoke alarm, you do not get fewer fires. You get fewer consequences. EPA’s public spin has leaned on “consumer choice,” affordability, and the claim that the Endangerment Finding enabled massive regulation. That is the fog machine. The effect is the point: less obligation for industry, more risk for everyone else.

    Here is the mechanism: erase the foundation, then pretend the house can’t stand

    Here is the mechanism: you do not need to win every rulemaking battle if you can blow up the foundation underneath all of them.

    Take out the Endangerment Finding and every greenhouse-gas rule built on it gets easier to attack, delay, or ignore. Even if courts reverse the repeal later, the damage is in the time: missed deadlines, frozen investments, and a regulatory limbo that whispers to industry, “stall, litigate, wait, keep emitting.”

    EPA has posted material describing the final rule rescinding the Endangerment Finding and vehicle greenhouse gas standards, with a publication date in February 2026 and later site updates. That is the paper trail.

    Follow the money: savings for polluters, costs for your lungs

    Follow the money: remove the federal obligation to cut emissions and the first relief does not go to the family coughing through wildfire smoke. It goes to the sectors that profit from burning, selling, and financing carbon.

    The quiet part is simple: make the regulatory system slow enough that quarterly earnings keep arriving while the costs get socialized into public health and public disaster response.

    Now for accountability. Congress should drag EPA leadership into hearing rooms and put the rationale under oath. Inspectors general should audit the contact pipeline. State AGs should keep litigating. And labor and community groups should organize around health, heat protections, and clean transit that does not require federal permission to exist.

  • The 2 a.m. Extension: Section 702 Lives to April 30, and Privacy Gets Another IOU

    I have spent enough time in public libraries to know the scent of last-minute decision-making: burnt coffee, humming lights, and that quiet panic when a deadline shows up like it was never on the calendar. Washington has its own version of that smell, and this week it drifted out of the Capitol after 2 a.m.

    Congress kept one of the federal government’s strongest surveillance authorities alive with a short patch and a shrug. Democracy, delivered with the same urgency as a gas station hot dog.

    What happened: Section 702 extended to April 30

    Early Friday, April 17, the House moved by unanimous consent to extend Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act for a short stretch. The Senate followed later that day with a voice vote or unanimous-consent style approval, sending the stopgap to President Donald Trump for signature. Section 702, otherwise set to expire on April 20, 2026, now gets a brief lease through April 30. Longer renewal efforts stalled amid intra-party conflict and civil-libertarian resistance, so leadership punted instead of settling the argument in daylight.

    What Section 702 does, and why people are mad about it

    In plain language, Section 702 lets U.S. intelligence agencies collect communications of targeted foreigners located outside the United States, without an individualized warrant, from U.S. electronic communication service providers. The dispute is not about whether the U.S. targets foreign threats. It is about spillover and what happens next.

    Americans’ communications can be incidentally swept in. Agencies, particularly the FBI, have faced long-running criticism for searching that data for U.S. person information without a traditional warrant, the practice often called a backdoor search.

    The Orwell check: “Clean extension” is a euphemism

    Washington’s favorite phrase was “clean” extension, as if a surveillance authority can be wiped down with a paper towel. “Clean” here means no meaningful reforms attached: no new warrant requirement for U.S. person queries, no stronger limits on retention and searching, and no hard guardrails on the modern workaround people should recognize by now: buying similar data from brokers, then calling it commerce instead of surveillance.

    The liberty ledger, and the tradeoff

    National security officials argue Section 702 is critical for foreign intelligence on terrorism, espionage, and cyber threats. That case is not imaginary. But the other side of the ledger matters: a giant dataset plus low-friction searching creates a temptation machine, especially when Americans’ data is involved.

    The tradeoff worth making is straightforward: keep strong foreign targeting, but require a warrant or court approval when the government deliberately goes fishing for Americans inside the 702 catch. Add real auditing, real consequences, and real transparency. Also stop pretending commercially purchased location and browsing data is less invasive because it came with a receipt.

    The Paine test: liberty or concentrated power

    The Paine test for 2026 is simple: are we protecting domestic liberty while targeting foreign threats, or concentrating search power inside the executive branch and hoping everyone behaves? A voice vote is fine for naming a post office. It is not fine for extending authority that touches private communications at scale.

    Before April 30: hearings, guardrails, and a real vote

    Between now and April 30, Congress should hold public hearings with intelligence officials and civil liberties experts in the same room, put the strongest reform proposals on the table, and vote on the record. Roll call. Names. Accountability. Call your representatives and ask three questions: do you support a warrant requirement for U.S. person queries, will you vote publicly, and what audits have you actually read?

    Two weeks is not much time. Do lawmakers plan to use it, or keep hiding behind the word “temporary” until it becomes permanent?

  • CANVAS Listens to Lightning and Makes Space Weather Models Sweat

    The grill is hissing and my AM radio is crackling like a busted spark plug. That is what it feels like when NASA talks about a tiny CubeSat doing something real: listening for the radio whispers of lightning and Earth transmitters. Not vibes. Measurements. Real science with heat behind it.

    NASA CubeSat Begins Mission to Study Radio Waves in Space

    NASA says its CANVAS CubeSat is now in orbit studying how very low frequency, or VLF, radio waves travel from Earth’s surface up through the ionosphere and into the magnetosphere. NASA notes it launched on April 7, 2026, riding a Northrop Grumman Minotaur IV from Space Launch Complex 8 at Vandenberg Space Force Base as part of the U.S. Department of War’s Space Test Program S29A.

    Once CANVAS gets up there, it becomes a small listening post, designed to measure how much of ground-generated radio energy actually makes it upward. And NASA lays out why it matters: VLF waves can influence the paths of trapped high-energy electrons, sometimes spilling them from the radiation belts into the atmosphere. That is space weather physics, with practical consequences for communications, spacecraft, and mission operations.

    Who benefits when America funds small satellites that actually fly

    This mission is not a PowerPoint parade. Over the next year, NASA says it will use two instruments: a three-axis search coil magnetometer and a two-axis AC electric field sensor, plus onboard processing to figure out the power and direction of lightning-generated VLF waves. Then it compares timing and direction of lightning events with the World Wide Lightning Network for climatological studies of how these waves propagate through the ionosphere.

    NASA also says CANVAS was selected through the CubeSat Launch Initiative, and it is a 4U CubeSat developed by the University of Colorado, Boulder. The Colorado lab page describes CANVAS as a SmallSat built to explore the climatology of VLF waves generated by terrestrial lightning, with students involved in design, construction, testing, operations, and data analysis.

    Even better, NASA frames CANVAS as a bridge between ground observations and space measurements, aimed at improving space weather models and protecting infrastructure in space and on the ground, while informing spacecraft and crew operations.

    The villain is the grift class that wants science to be obedient

    The villains are not scientists or engineers. The villains are the bureaucrats and middlemen who want science controlled for money and status. They slow-walk procurement, demand forms, and fund vague work that never has to pass the smell test of launch and instruments turning on in orbit.

    CANVAS is the kind of project that exposes the difference between measurement and theater. When you quantify VLF energy that penetrates upward, you do not get to hide behind excuses. The near-Earth environment either gets modeled right, or predictions fail at the worst possible moment.

    What it means for America: fewer surprises, more sovereignty

    For everyday Americans, it means satellites and networks have a better shot at surviving messy, high-energy space reality. It means operators get smarter about the environment around Earth instead of guessing with yesterday’s models. NASA is basically saying the future is built like a truck: one part at a time, verified by tests, and paid for with results, not promises.

    So tell me, freedom riders: when you see a mission that measures real VLF waves and ties them to space weather models, why would anyone rather keep funding hot air than back the next instrument that actually flies?

  • The White House Budget Wants Moon Photos and Climate Blindness

    The printer in my head has been running all night. Stale coffee. Scanner chatter. That courthouse-marble feeling you get when you know the verdict was written before the hearing started. This time the evidence is in a glossy PDF and it smells like boardroom glass: a budget that treats reality like an optional subscription.

    White House FY2027 budget proposal: NASA down 23%, NASA science down 47%

    Here is the verified shape of the knife: the administration’s Fiscal Year 2027 budget request cuts NASA overall by about 23% and cuts the Science Mission Directorate by 47%, taking it from roughly $7.25 billion to $3.9 billion. That is not a trim. That is an amputation. The toplines are echoed by the Planetary Society’s April 3 statement and supported by NASA’s FY2027 budget materials and the White House budget document.

    And the politics are almost too on-the-nose. The budget pitches big, shiny human space exploration while shrinking the part of NASA that actually measures Earth, tracks hazards, and keeps the science pipeline running. Space.com and Axios summarized the same basic math: nearly half of NASA science on the chopping block.

    This is what governance looks like when it is run like a branding exercise: pay for the photo, defund the facts.

    Translation: “Revitalizes exploration” means “cut the scientists, keep the spectacle”

    Translation: When a budget document says it is “prioritizing” or “realigning,” it usually means somebody is getting thrown off the wagon so someone else can ride smoother.

    NASA science is not just star-gazing. It is Earth-observing satellites that feed climate and disaster data. It is planetary defense work that looks for rocks with our name on them. It is astrophysics and heliophysics that underpin work we pretend to value, right up until it creates obligations.

    Because that is the point. If you can measure it, you can regulate it. If you can map it, you can sue over it. If you can attribute it, you can bill somebody for the damage.

    So you cut the measuring stick. Then you call it efficiency.

    Here is the mechanism: starve the public labs, then sell the cure as “innovation”

    Here is the mechanism: propose a slash so deep it forces cancellations, layoffs, and years of chaos. You do not have to win the full cut to win. Even partial damage leaves wreckage because planning collapses under uncertainty.

    Budgets are not just numbers. They are calendars. Scientists cannot hire people on vibes. Universities cannot staff labs on press releases. Missions cannot keep teams together when the funding cliff becomes the landscape.

    Then the predictable happens: people leave, contractors pivot, and the most politically defensible projects survive. The work that is hard to explain in 12 seconds gets shoved into the hallway outside the committee room.

    Follow the money: who benefits when NASA cannot measure the planet?

    Follow the money: the winners are not “taxpayers.” The winners are industries whose profits depend on fog.

    If you are in fossil fuels, you do not want a robust, publicly trusted Earth science system that can quantify emissions, model impacts, and support enforcement. If you are allergic to liability, you do not want a federally funded receipt machine orbiting overhead.

    And the losers? Public universities. Early-career researchers. The NASA workforce. Everyone downstream of climate-informed forecasting and resilient infrastructure planning. The public that pays for disasters twice: first in damage, then in bailout politics when the damage arrives and everyone pretends it was unforeseeable.

    The quiet part: they want a public that cannot prove what is being done to it

    The quiet part: you cannot build a durable right-wing project on a public with high-quality, independent measurement of reality. Shared facts become shared demands. Shared demands become oversight. Oversight becomes subpoenas. Subpoenas become consequences.

    So you keep the parts that feed militarized prestige and performative nationalism. You gut the parts that feed regulation, climate accountability, and long-term planning. And you do it with dead-eyed budget language that pretends the only real public good is a headline.

    Congress can stop this. It has before. The Planetary Society notes that Congress ultimately funded NASA more robustly in FY2026 than the White House request, which tells you what this fight is: an annual attempt to move the Overton window by threatening to detonate the basic machinery of public science.

    So here is the mic-drop: if you care about scientific integrity and public accountability, you do not “trust the process.” You audit it. You drag it into hearings. You demand agency impact assessments in plain language. You fund watchdogs. You back unions and professional societies when they blow the whistle. You vote like budgets are life support, because they are. And you make the members who cheer these cuts explain, on the record, why they want the United States blind on purpose.

  • The Parents Decide Act, or: Show Your Papers to Use Your Laptop

    Some ideas stroll out of windowless committee rooms like they just met a subpoena. This one smells like a PTA meeting held inside a checkpoint line, with a server rack humming in the corner.

    The problem it claims to solve is real: kids get hurt online, parents feel outgunned, and platforms often treat everyone like a profitable adult until proven otherwise. Fair complaint.

    The proposed fix, though, is the kind that makes a library card sweat.

    What the bill is, in the plainest terms we can verify

    A House bill, H.R. 8250, would require operating system providers to verify the age of any user of an operating system. It was introduced on April 13, 2026, sponsored by Rep. Josh Gottheimer, with Rep. Elise Stefanik listed as a sponsor, and it was referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce. It is being promoted as the Parents Decide Act.

    The sales pitch is straightforward: do controls at device setup, then let age signals flow to apps so a child cannot just hop into an app and claim to be 37 with a taste for gambling ads and predatory DMs.

    But here is the governance snag: as of April 16, 2026, public reporting noted the bill text was not yet published on Congress’s official bill page. That means the public cannot inspect definitions, limits, enforcement, or privacy guardrails in the black-and-white way a free society is supposed to. We are arguing about a locked filing cabinet labeled “trust me.”

    The Orwell check: when “Parents Decide” really means “Systems Collect”

    My Orwell check is simple: what nice phrase is being used to make control sound cozy?

    “Parents Decide” conjures a kitchen table, not a database. But the implied mechanism is age and identity assurance wired into the operating system, with downstream sharing to apps. That is not automatically evil. It is also not automatically benign. It is power, built at a chokepoint.

    The liberty ledger and the Paine test

    Liberty ledger: kids might gain protection if age signals are accurate and apps actually honor them. Parents might gain simpler controls. Upside column.

    Cost column: age verification typically means collecting something sensitive, or at least creating an ecosystem of verification events. Even “privacy-preserving” systems generate maps of who proved what, when. Maps get copied, breached, subpoenaed, and repurposed.

    And adults risk losing something that used to be normal: reading, learning, exploring, and speaking without presenting credentials at the door. Anonymous and pseudonymous speech is not a fringe hobby. It is part of American civic life.

    Now the Paine test: does this expand liberty or concentrate power? An OS-level mandate concentrates power by design. You do not just use an operating system for social media. You use it for banking, job applications, telehealth, school, and civic participation. Regulating the OS layer is regulating the ability to compute.

    If lawmakers insist, the guardrails have to be statutory

    If Congress pursues OS-level age assurance, it should be earned with written guardrails, not press-release vibes: data minimization, strict limits on sharing, meaningful penalties and remedies, independent security audits with public reporting, and a real sunset clause. And an adult anonymity carveout should be a principle, not an afterthought.

    Last, publish the text. Define the terms. Limit the data. Constrain the enforcement. Privacy is not a vice. It is a civil liberty with a long memory.

    Question for the comments section: if we build age verification into the operating system, what stops the next Congress from deciding you need to verify something else before you can think out loud?

  • Paper Mills and Publish-or-Perish: Congress Wants Receipts for America’s Research Money

    Smoke from the grill and the hiss of hot coals had nothing on the hot air in that hearing room. Lawmakers zeroed in on paper mills and publish-or-perish culture, asking why the science marketplace seems crowded with shortcuts instead of cures. If you have ever watched folks try to hustle brisket by the slice and call it barbecue, you already get the vibe.

    House Science lawmakers haul Retraction Watch to testify on paper mills and publish-or-perish culture

    Here is the verified setup: on April 15, 2026, the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology Subcommittee on Investigations and Oversight held a hearing called The State of Scientific Publishing: Assessing Trends, Emerging Issues, and Policy Considerations. Witnesses included Carl Maxwell of the Association of American Publishers, Kate Travis of Retraction Watch, and Dr. Jason Owen-Smith from the University of Michigan. The spotlight fell on paper mills, reproducibility, and open-access policies, because the incentive structure is the real arsonist, not just the sparks.

    Members also did not mince words about how academics are pushed to pump out publications to survive the tenure stampede. A publish-or-perish machine rewards quantity over quality, and that creates a ready market for mischief. It thrives when nobody checks the receipt.

    Who benefits when science becomes a numbers racket?

    Follow the money, and you find the grills that never get cleaned. In the hearing, Rep. Daniel Webster raised how grant-making agencies can filter out fraudulent research during applications. If federal funding is supposed to build knowledge, then every fraudulent submission is a detour paid for by taxpayers. And if grant-funded fraud is backed from foreign networks, including concerns raised about foreign-linked paper mills tied to the Chinese Communist Party, the problem is not just sloppy scholarship. It is strategic advantage by fraud.

    Travis, along with others, pointed to choke points: researchers and misconduct watchdogs can struggle to access underlying materials related to investigations. If you cut staffing for integrity offices, you do not get more rigor. You get an empty inspection booth with the lights still on. That matters, because scientific publishing is supposed to be a gatekeeper for what reaches the public and what shapes future funding.

    The publish-or-perish conveyor belt turns integrity into a side hustle

    Paper mills and predatory incentives are factories. They sell the appearance of productivity to desperate academics, and they sell speed to journals and authors who want to stay in the career lanes. The hearing also connected the dots to the broader incentive ecosystem, including the $11 billion scientific publishing industry.

    Even generative AI showed up in the background, with faster writing and submission potentially helping bad actors scale misconduct when verification does not keep up. The American research enterprise does not need more trickery. It needs a culture where quality earns credit and fraud gets punished, not rewarded.

    So here is the Brick take: when you let a numbers-only hamster wheel run unchecked, you get grifters who treat the grant pipeline like a vending machine. You put in paperwork, you pull out prestige, and nobody checks whether the product is real until it is already shipped. Freedom requires receipts.

    Tell me, folks: if the gatekeeper is failing and the paperwork economy is rewarding the wrong behavior, why should taxpayers keep feeding the smoke machine, and what should Congress demand next?

  • The FY2027 NASA budget: starve the science, feed the spectacle

    I’m mainlining stale coffee under fluorescent light, watching a budget PDF do what it always does: tell the truth before the press releases get a chance to lie. The phone keeps buzzing. Another memo. Another mirror-shined statement. Outside, sirens. Inside, numbers. Receipts don’t care how patriotic the talking points sound.

    FY2027 request: down 23% overall, down 47% for NASA science

    The White House’s FY2027 budget request would cut NASA’s overall discretionary budget to about $18.8 billion, roughly a 23% drop. It would also slash NASA’s Science Mission Directorate from about $7.25 billion to about $3.9 billion, about a 47% cut. NASA published the FY2027 budget request material. The Planetary Society called the scale historic. Nature covered the broader science cuts. AP noted the same budget boosts defense while shrinking domestic programs.

    Translation: they want moon-shot branding without paying for the science that makes NASA more than a costume. Photo ops over photons.

    Here is the mechanism: cut, destabilize, then blame the wreckage

    Science is where NASA produces evidence: Earth-observing satellites measuring oceans and air, astrophysics charting the universe, planetary missions going where no billionaire can slap a logo. Evidence is stubborn. Evidence is inconvenient. So don’t treat a near half-cut like a weather event. It’s a policy lever pulled on purpose.

    Here is the mechanism: propose a budget that kneecaps science, then force survival triage. Programs get delayed, then cancelled. Workforce drains out. University labs that build instruments and train students stall. Schedules slip. Costs rise. Then the architects of the chaos point at the chaos and say government can’t do anything right. That’s not a mistake. It’s a business model.

    Congress can reject a presidential budget. But the request is still a message. It tells managers and contractors where the political wind is blowing. It invites preemptive obedience, quiet self-censorship, and endless contingency planning that burns time before any appropriations vote lands.

    Follow the money: austerity for labs, churn for contractors

    Follow the money: when NASA science gets starved, the winners are not grad students building detectors or the public relying on shared data. The winners are the boardroom-and-lobby hallway regulars: outfits that can pivot to whatever line item survives, contractors whose revenue comes from churn, and politicians who sell “tough choices” while concentrated wealth stays protected.

    The quiet part: this is a fight over what we are allowed to know. Starve public science and you make it easier to outsource “truth” into proprietary dashboards, subscription-only data, and think-tank fog funded by people who prefer the climate conversation to get blurrier. Meanwhile NASA becomes a stage set: big rockets, big slogans, big contracts, small science, smaller accountability.

    Mic-drop: if you don’t want NASA science turned into a commemorative coin, you fix it with oversight that bites, appropriations that match the mission, IG muscle, hearings that drag the numbers into daylight, and organizing that treats science funding like a public utility, not a donor perk.

  • A “Clean” Surveillance Extension Is Still a Dirty Deal

    I have read enough court dockets to recognize the scent of a “temporary” power trying to become a permanent fixture: a midnight committee room, stale coffee, manufactured urgency, and the assumption the public will not read the fine print until it has fossilized into precedent.

    Welcome back to Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, the authority that is always sold as aimed “over there,” and somehow keeps ricocheting back home.

    What is happening now

    Section 702 is set to expire on April 20, and the White House is pushing Congress to pass a clean extension, reportedly for 18 months. President Trump has publicly urged renewal, arguing it is crucial to national security. House leadership tried to move it this week, then hit turbulence: a planned vote was delayed amid internal opposition, with lawmakers pressing for changes like a warrant requirement when the government goes looking for Americans’ communications inside the 702 system.

    Foreign intelligence collection is not small potatoes. Section 702 authorizes surveillance of foreigners located overseas, often by directing U.S. communications providers to produce communications connected to foreign targets. The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court signs off on general procedures, not individual warrants for each target. Powerful tool, dangerous world. No argument there.

    The argument is what happens next: Americans keep getting pulled into the frame, not as targets, but as collateral.

    The Orwell check: “clean extension” is a euphemism

    In Washington, “clean” often means “extend first, argue later, and do not let privacy reforms slow the train.” Supporters argue prior reforms should be enough for now, and some leaders are emphasizing transparency around oversight of the FISA Court.

    Sen. Chuck Grassley, for example, has pointed to the Justice Department revising its procedures for congressional attendance and oversight in certain FISA Court proceedings as a reason to back a clean extension. Oversight access matters, but access is not a lock. You can improve the view from the gallery and still leave the search function pointed at Americans.

    The liberty ledger: the backdoor-search problem

    The political trick is that the word “foreign” does the public-relations work. The government targets a foreigner overseas, collects communications, incidentally sweeps up Americans communicating with that person, and later analysts can search the collected data for U.S. person information. That later step is the backdoor search problem.

    According to the Brennan Center, the Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board reported in 2023 that the FBI conducted close to 5 million U.S. person queries from 2019 to 2022, and that the board saw little justification for the relative value of those queries. That is not a rounding error. That is a system.

    And there is another familiar dodge: critics want limits on the government’s use of data brokers, because buying Americans’ data can look like an end-run around constitutional protections. If the government cannot get it with a warrant, it should not be able to get it with a credit card and a wink.

    The tradeoff: security is real, so is mission creep

    I am not allergic to surveillance. I am allergic to surveillance without guardrails. If lawmakers want trust, the basic menu is straightforward:

    • A warrant requirement for U.S. person queries, with tightly defined emergency exceptions.
    • Clear limits on buying Americans’ data through brokers.
    • Meaningful public reporting and audits ordinary people can understand.
    • Real consequences for violations, not just stern letters and new training slides.

    Urgency is not an argument against due process. In fact, urgency is when due process matters most.

  • NIH Kicks NOFOs to Grants.gov, Bureaucrats Call It Streamlining, and I Smell Smoke and Mirrors

    The grill is hissing, the smoke is curling up like a sermon, and now NIH popped the hood and changed where scientists are supposed to look for funding notices. It is not progress. It is paperwork inflation with a fresh coat of “modernization.”

    NIH points NOFO seekers to Grants.gov as the single official source

    Here is the verified hook: NIH says that in fiscal year 2026, it stopped posting Notices of Funding Opportunities in the NIH Guide for Grants and Contracts. Instead, NIH recognized Grants.gov as the single official source for those grant and cooperative agreement opportunity notices. NIH also says the NIH Guide will keep serving policy and informational notices, not the hunt for the actual funding calls.

    NIH laid out the change in its official notice, NOT-OD-25-143. The update page spells out the practical fallout: the NOFOs are no longer accessible from the NIH Guide, but they stay searchable on Grants.gov. Even the weekly table-of-contents email is affected, because apparently “ease” is optional now.

    Why it feels like a switch at the gas pump

    Moving the official trail to a federal portal does not just shuffle information. It reshuffles power. The bureaucrats, and the gatekeepers around them, get to influence timing, visibility, and administrative burden. In other words, it is not just “streamlining.” It is leverage dressed up as a feature.

    And the broader trend lines up with that concern. The American Association for Cancer Research reported that NIH agency-directed funding calls have dropped dramatically: NOFO counts averaged about 780 each year from 2016 to 2024, then fell to about 73 after Trump took office in 2025, and ended up at fewer than a dozen in early 2026. AACR frames this as part of a larger pivot away from agency-directed science toward more investigator-initiated work, with NIH saying this is meant to streamline things and focus on what it calls meritorious science.

    What it means for transparency, integrity, and who gets heard

    This is where I get loud: a research agency should fund the best ideas and protect scientific integrity. The Nature coverage of the pivot notes it sparked debate, including worries that some areas of science could be under-studied if the system leans too hard toward investigator choice. That is the argument we should be having: which safeguards keep the pipeline honest, and which safeguards prevent favoritism-by-process.

    NIH says the official NOFOs are now on Grants.gov and are searchable there. Good. But the American people deserve more than a redirect. When policy shifts move from clear agency direction to centralized portals and investigator-initiated submissions, the process becomes harder to audit and easier to politicize in practice.

    Bottom line: stop mystification, start accountability

    NIH is telling scientists where to look, and it wants you to accept the new map. I am for modernization. I am not for mystification. If the goal is a smoother highway for innovation, then do not build a detour road with hidden toll booths.

    So tell me, fellow freedom-chasers: when you hear bureaucrats call this streamlining, are you smelling steak, or are you smelling another layer of administrative grease?

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