Congress Found the Premium Checkout Lane

Congress keeps selling “accountability” like a clean little user dashboard, then you open the settings and discover ordinary people are stuck on the free tier while donors, insiders, and perk-havers apparently get admin privileges. The GOP brand says anti-elite, fiscal discipline, drain the swamp; the user experience says tap “agree” to continue being billed for someone else’s convenience.

Transparency is the privacy policy nobody powerful wants opened, ethics reform is the disabled toggle, health costs are the auto-renewal you forgot to cancel, and donor access is the premium lane with complimentary velvet rope. If government is supposed to protect users from rigged systems, maybe the folks operating the rig should stop selling the VIP pass at the platform toll booth.