GOP Oversight, Now in Whisper Mode

Nothing says “serious oversight” like a committee room where the gavels are in Republican hands and the questions are being treated like a fire alarm nobody wants to hear. That’s the whole scam: look powerful, talk tough, then let the unanswered letters pile up like junk mail from democracy.

They campaign like watchdogs and govern like the dog got sent outside for barking at the wrong car. Hearings go missing, investigations get delayed into a fine mist, and then everybody in the room acts stunned that the public still has a bill to pay. I smell the grift from across the kitchen: if accountability takes a lunch break every time it reaches their side of the aisle, that isn’t process. That’s stage dressing with a flag pin on it.