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Handing Over Democracy: Gift-Wrapped by GOP Leadership

Welcome, America, to the surreal and dangerous sideshow of Donald Trump’s second presidential term. Forget draining the swamp; Trump and his GOP sycophants in Congress, the courts, and the executive branch have transformed Washington into a Kremlin carnival—where Russian interests are sold as American greatness, and reality itself is twisted into an unrecognizable mess. Let’s...

America's Got Governance | Economy | Politics | U.S.

Trumpcession: Economy at -2.8% (Shrinking)

Trump’s Great GDP Illusion: Cooking America’s Economic Books The day Donald Trump strode confidently towards the Capitol to deliver his State of the Union, headlines were already screaming trouble. “Atlanta Fed Shock Sounds Trumpcession Warning,” shouted one, referencing the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta’s grim forecast—America’s GDP shrinking at a jaw-dropping annual rate of minus...

America's Got Governance | Business | Economy | U.S.

Trump’s Tarrif Trap

Let’s dive straight into the Trump Tariff circus—Donald Trump’s economic policy equivalent of juggling chainsaws blindfolded and expecting applause when limbs start flying. Just over 24 hours ago, Trump swaggered through a joint address, proclaiming, “Tariffs—it’s a beautiful word, isn’t it?” Beautiful in the same way that “root canal” or “flat tire” might be poetic...

Science | Tech | U.S.

Elon Musk’s Latest Rocket Fiasco

Folks, Elon Musk just detonated another rocket over America—and yes, the debris shower was as predictably chaotic as Musk himself. Tonight, SpaceX’s latest Starship test rocket, allegedly designed to whisk humanity off to Mars someday (presumably when Earth becomes entirely uninhabitable from Musk-induced chaos), exploded spectacularly shortly after liftoff around 6:30 p.m. Eastern from southern...

America's Got Governance | Business | U.S.

Trump Pump & Dump

Let’s cut through the chaos right away—cryptocurrency is essentially the Beanie Baby craze of our times, just without the comforting plush fabric. Like those overpriced stuffed animals from the ’90s, crypto inherently holds no intrinsic value. Its worth depends entirely on the next person’s belief in its future resale potential. The crypto market is a...

America's Got Governance | Politics | U.S.

The Big Lie, Super-Sized: Trump’s State of Delusion

The lights dim, the cameras roll, and here we go—another descent into the chaotic void of political theater where the ringmaster, Donald J. Trump, takes the stage and delivers a speech so bloated with lies it should be classified as hazardous waste. Ninety-nine minutes of verbal sewage pumped directly into the bloodstream of America, a...