Reform Got a Billing Department

The anti-waste crusade arrived in Washington wearing a reform hat, then immediately asked where accounts payable sits. That is the funny little odor around Trump/GOP-style anti-bureaucracy branding: government is supposedly a monster until the right lawyer, vendor, ally, or political convenience can route public power through a friendlier hallway. Public service, private invoices — the oldest magic trick in the marble building.

Follow the invoice and the sermon changes fast. Watchdogs get dimmed, chaos gets renamed efficiency, and every line item comes stamped “accountability” while the remittance address looks like somebody’s cousin formed an LLC during lunch. Reform without oversight is not a cleanup. It is self-dealing with better stationery and a patriotic font.