Small Government, Direct Deposit

The small-government lecture has a remarkable shelf life: it lasts right up until the public machine starts printing something payable to the lecturer. Then waste becomes justice, paperwork becomes due process, and the same government too bloated to fix a county office copier is suddenly lean enough to route a personal benefit through patriotic plumbing.

As a man with a library card and a bad habit of reading the fine print, I admire the accounting flexibility. Assistance for ordinary people is dependency. Oversight is red tape. Privacy is sacred, unless someone else’s records might be useful. The budget hawk does not hate government; he just wants it filed under personal expenses.