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Economy | Politics

The Rays Get a $967 Million Public Assist, Then Tampa Throws Fireworks

By Phil McCracken
Tampa is celebrating a $2.3 billion Rays ballpark and mixed-use project as economic development, but the money trail asks who gets the stadium and who gets the receipt.
September 4, 2026
Phil McCracken
America's Got Governance | U.S.

ICE Put the Background Check in the Back Seat

By Mike Rotch
ICE wants a larger enforcement machine, but a whistleblower complaint and AP reporting raise questions about whether some recruits moved ahead before basic vetting was complete.
September 4, 2026
Mike Rotch
Culture | Tech

Spotify Gives the Robot a Name Tag—and a Smaller Stage

By Amanda Lynn
Spotify says AI Persona badges will help listeners understand how music was made. The catch: the same label can move an artist out of the recommendation machinery that creates an audience.
September 3, 2026
Amanda Lynn
America's Got Governance | Culture

America’s Public Libraries Have Entered the Fog Machine

By Holden McGroin
A parental-choice slogan is being used to turn ordinary library decisions into a community-wide culture-war permission slip.
September 3, 2026
Holden McGroin
Politics | Tech

The AI Revolving Door Has Entered Its ‘Let Them Cook’ Era

By Phil McCracken
Washington is cooking a national AI strategy while industry-connected officials, investors, and lobbyists keep circling the kitchen.
September 2, 2026
Phil McCracken
America's Got Governance | Tech

The Watchdog Lost Its Own Paper Trail

By Hugh Jass
A GAO inspector general report found that the agency could not readily document why its multimillion-dollar IT modernization plan changed—or easily total what the initiative cost.
September 2, 2026
Hugh Jass

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