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Science

Political Appointees Over Peer Review: The NIH Brain Drain as a Feature, Not a Bug

By Justin Jest
United States - March 9, 2026 - NIH scientists are fleeing as political appointees tighten their grip on grants, turning public health into donor-friendly ideology.
March 9, 2026
Justin Jest
Politics

The ‘missing’ Epstein documents and Washington’s transparency theater

By Harlan Quill
United States - March 9, 2026 - The DOJ says it found and released Epstein-related interview memos it had mistakenly withheld, and the timing turned oversight into a live civics…
March 9, 2026
Harlan Quill
Politics

Federal Workforce Whiplash: Cut Deep, Hire Fast, Call It “Merit”

By Harlan Quill
United States - March 9, 2026 - Washington is rehiring after the cuts, but the new “merit” pitch risks looking like loyalty dressed up as management.
March 9, 2026
Harlan Quill
Justice

The Swamp Found Its Brake Pedal: Judge Moss Blocks DOJ’s BIA Fast Lane

By Brick Tungsten
United States - March 9, 2026 - A federal judge blocked core parts of DOJ’s fast-track BIA appeals rule just as it was set to take effect, sending key changes back over APA noti…
March 9, 2026
Brick Tungsten
Housing

Six Percent Smoke: Mortgage Rates Are Back on the Grill

By Brick Tungsten
United States - March 9, 2026 - Mortgage rates are kissing 6% again, and Washington wonders why the American Dream smells like burnt brisket today.
March 9, 2026
Brick Tungsten
Justice

DOJ Blinks in the Live Nation Case, and Ticketmaster Keeps the Keys

By Justin Jest
United States - March 9, 2026 - DOJ cut a deal with Live Nation mid-trial. The monopoly lives, the fees keep breeding, and you are still the product.
March 9, 2026
Justin Jest

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