Colonists Revolted Over 1.5%—DoorDash Drivers Say They Pay 32% (and Still Get No Tip)
I love the “no taxation without representation” costume: the moment the memo says “1.5%,” suddenly it’s Boston Harbor energy—pitchforks, indignation, the whole reenactment playlist. But in my kitchen-table reality, a DoorDash driver is presenting a “TAX BILL” for 32% of net self-employment income plus per-mile costs, labeled “TODAY’S REALITY,” and the crowd reaction is: “Cool receipt—STILL NO TIP YET.”
If that revolution math were consistent, we’d treat the driver’s unpaid waiting and car wear like the same kind of civic crisis. Instead, the outrage gets outsourced to history cosplay, while the bill gets delivered straight to the person who’s least represented in the transaction—so customers can feel righteous and still hit confirm.