Drain the Swamp? Cool—Here’s Your Invoice
I file this under Lex Luthor government billing practices: STEP 1 is sue the taxpayers, taxpayers are on the hook, and the “big threat, big number” is a ten-billion-dollar lawsuit stapled to Trump Tower paperwork. Then Step 2 arrives with a straight face: call it “fiscal responsibility,” like the country just got a receipt for being wronged.
Because the magic trick isn’t draining anything. It’s turning public money into private leverage and informing you—nicely—that you’re the payment method: taxpayer funds, paid for by you. He didn’t drain the swamp / He sent it an invoice.