misinformation loops

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    Crooked Ballots and Other Fan-Fiction Elections

    ByHolden McGroin

    Trump’s whole election-integrity hobby is calling mail-in voting “so crooked” and “corrupt,” like the only way to count votes is to cast the envelope as the crime scene. Then “THE TRUTH” swoops in with the boring plot: mail-in voting is a legitimate method used by legitimate voters to cast legitimate ballots—and yes, the fraud story they’re yelling about is “tiny” in federal elections.

    That’s the real scandal: the panic needs a recurring villain because losing cleanly won’t feed the group chat. So the script turns a normal ballot process into an always-on fan-fiction season—new episode, same premise—until everybody stops arguing evidence and starts arguing feelings.

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    Promises Broken, Applause Unlocked

    ByHolden McGroin

    My corkboard keeps trying to do arithmetic: promises break, reality shows up, and the whole thing should end. Then the crowd votes on vibes anyway—“losing is winning,” “failure is faith”—and suddenly the devotion machine is the winner, not the policy. Follow the thread, but check the knot: the contradiction isn’t a mistake, it’s the feature. Admit you missed, rebrand the miss as loyalty, and act like clapping is accountability.

    That’s the trick with the panic loop: it sells you a scoreboard-free identity. The moment applause becomes the product, truth becomes optional and “promises broken” turns into “devotion unbroken,” even when the outcome is faceplant with confetti. When identity replaces truth, even failure gets applause—because the goal was never reality, it was membership.

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