The Grift Ladder Needs Spotters

The law-and-order chorus loves rules right up until the rules arrive wearing reading glasses and carrying a folder labeled invoices. Then oversight becomes persecution, disclosure becomes sabotage, and the poor inspector general is treated like a raccoon in the pantry. I have examined this species of administrative fog before; it always smells faintly of patriotic stationery and emergency shredding.

The issue is not that every loud man near power has personally discovered a golden pipe under the Capitol sink. The issue is the ritual: public money moves, questions follow, and suddenly the people who campaign on fiscal discipline start tackling the accountant. If nobody did anything wrong, stop yelling “witch hunt” every time the filing cabinet clears its throat.