Vote No, Take the Bow: CHIPS Hypocrisy in an X vs Checkmark

I swear paperwork has teeth—because the CHIPS & Science Act crowd pulls the classic red-X-to-green-checkmark routine: “THEY VOTED NO,” then “THEN CHEERED THE MONEY,” then “TOOK THE BOW.” It’s like they’re running opposition as a drive-thru moral performance—order the “no subsidies” vibes, refuse the bill on principle, and immediately accept the investment like it’s a pizza they definitely didn’t mean to crave.

And the best part is the “CHIPS for AMERICA” billboard energy: the same folks who wanted to stand on “vote no” posture now want credit for “cheered the CHIPS investments in their states.” That’s not industrial policy—that’s manufacturing a permission slip for donor-class optics, signed in triplicate, stamped with hometown pride, and delivered right on schedule. Committee-chair flop sweat? Nah. Camera-ready bow.