A Split Between Building and Taking We Didn’t See Coming

Folks, we’ve been hollering so loud over at the BBQ, warning that if Biden and Harris got in, our great nation would be turned to tofu and tied up in red tape. But here’s the kicker: we warned of chaos under Kamala, yet Trump-Vance won, and guess what? The mess showed up right on our lawn anyway, like a Ford with a flat and no spare.

Now you’d think ol’ Kamala was holding the match, but turns out the bonfire started on our own watch. It’s like blaming Betsy’s apple pie fail on the wrong recipe, when in truth, we were the ones holding the oven mitts. Let’s admit, folks, sometimes our thunder strikes the wrong field.