Trump loyalists Pam Bondi and Dan Bonino locked the Epstein dossier in a vault, then tossed the key into MAGA merch. The files Trump vowed to unveil stay hidden, not to save Democrats but to spare the photos, flights, and favors binding the president to a convicted sex trafficker. Billionaires bankrolled the hush, because predators police their own.
GOP megadonors just ripped down “Everyone Is Welcome” signs, laundering fear as policy and calling it parents’ rights. This DEI purge is billionaire social engineering, a surgical strike on classroom solidarity designed to keep kids, teachers, and the rest of us obedient and isolated.
Well butter my brisket and salute the flag twice before breakfast, patriots, because Brick Tungsten is broadcasting straight from the chrome-plated roof of liberty itself. I just finished slow-smoking a rack of ribs shaped like the Liberty Bell, and the hickory fumes carried a vision: Idaho, long known for potatoes, trout, and grizzly-bear handshake deals,…
Trump howls about Biden’s FEMA while his own cronies delayed relief for three days, then grinned for Fox hits. Noem bottlenecked contracts, Rupert counted ad clicks, and flood victims tread water. Stop calling it incompetence. It is a business model: monetize suffering, privatize blame, and let oligarchs cash the overflow.
Trump rails at imaginary Biden failures while his own FEMA stalled three days; Rupert Murdoch scripts the spin, Kristi Noem signs the death warrants. This oligarchy dresses in Fox makeup, tweets our suffering into spectacle and calls it victory. Billionaires run the cameras; America just supplies the floodwater in Texas.
Airhorn, meat-sweaty patriots: The DOJ has Minnesota DHS in the crosshairs for a 2002 affirmative action rule that forces bosses to defend hiring any “non-underrepresented” soul or face discipline. Is this a Title VII smackdown or another equity inquisition? Grab jerky and Old Glory; somebody’s about to sob red white and blue.
Jest Cheers MTG Plan to Torch Landlord Vampires: Justin Jest begrudgingly fist-bumps Marjorie Taylor Greene as she unveils the No Tax on Home Sales Act, scrapping capital gains on primary residences. He’s all in provided Wall Street landlords and Airbnb vampires stay barred from the feast. Goodbye equity tollbooth, hello liquidity tsunami for genuine homeowners.
AIRHORN!!! Brick Tungsten here, backhanding sanity: Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to axe capital gains on primary home sales, sparing grannies but stiffing house-flipping hedge hogs and Bezos-level billionaires. That ain’t freedom. Deep State Grannies mugging moguls? Grab your pitchforks, patriots, before Wall Street steals the savings. Cue someone crying under an American flag.
Bloated Bogus Bill nukes a 5 trillion debt bomb, slapping 168 billion a year in interest onto a tab already swollen to 41.2 trillion. Permanent tax giveaways for the top one percent, temporary crumbs for everyone else. More debt, less healthcare, higher prices, yet the spin doctors still call it relief.
BWAAAP! Brick Tungsten here, Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” rockets the national debt another FIVE TRILLION. Barreling through Congress like a barbecue-sauce freight train, and Brick Tungsten is at the helm, wearing mirrored Oakleys polished with constitutionally protected exhaust fumes. God bless this debt-drenched republic!
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