Billionaires Ask Democracy for a Refund
When a billionaire answers a tax debate by threatening to move the money, squeeze the company, or make workers feel the draft from the…
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Business: Where profits meet punchlines! Dive into our Business section for a satirical stock exchange of laughs, where market trends are as unpredictable as our jokes. From corporate blunders to entrepreneurial escapades, we’ve got your daily dose of fiscal funniness. Warning: Investments in our humor may lead to excessive chuckling!
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TikTok Wants Human Artists, But Only After The Robots Leave
The UMG-TikTok AI music push is a perfect little backstage pass to the streaming economy: everyone needs human artists for culture, then asks them to survive the machine before payday.
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Ubbi Dubbi And The Refund Thundercloud
Ubbi Dubbi’s severe-weather evacuation was the right safety call, but the aftermath turned festival magic into a customer-service encore nobody bought tickets to hear.
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Meta Data Labelers Unionize, Then Lose 1,100 Jobs—Was AI or Union Angst to Blame?
Meta’s data-labeling contractors in Nairobi unionized, flagged privacy concerns with Ray-Ban glasses recording private moments, and then found themselves jobless, cut under the guise of ‘automation.’
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Uber One Meets Cancel Never
The FTC says Uber One made convenience feel very smooth on the way in and allegedly much less smooth when users tried to leave.
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The Invisible Hand of the White House
In the grand landscape of governance, one might presume that leading a nation would be more about public duty than private gain. Yet, it…
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Family First: The Billion-Dollar Handshake
Brothers and sisters, it seems we’ve stumbled into a peculiar kind of public auction where the highest bidder is family loyalty. Imagine, if you…
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Boardroom Bonanza: The Art of Seat-dealing
Brothers and sisters, it seems that nepotism has become as American as Sunday potlucks and apple pie. Boardrooms across this nation are cosier than…
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Follow the Money: The Don Jr. Edition
In a world where billion-dollar shadows dance under pinstriped suits, Donald Trump Jr. finds himself perpetually in the spotlight, not unlike a well-dressed moth…
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High Hopes and Empty Pockets
In the electrifying realm of meme coins, fortunes rise like a caffeine-fueled fever dream before vanishing into the void faster than a fleeting tweet.…
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