The AI Brisket Blueprint: One National Rulebook, Not Fifty Little Fiefdoms
United States – March 22, 2026 – Trump just served Congress an AI rulebook: fewer shackles, more watts, and no 50-state chaos. Let the deep soy state cope.
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The Nexstar-TEGNA Merger and the Quiet Sale of Local Reality
United States – March 22, 2026 – The FCC blessed a local TV mega-merger; when news gets monopolized, your wallet and your rights pay the cover charge.
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DOJ Cut Live Nation a Hall Pass Mid-Trial. The States Stayed in the Room.
United States – March 22, 2026 – DOJ settled with Live Nation mid-trial and walked out; states refused to sign on and kept litigating the monopoly machine.
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Claude vs. The Flag: Anthropic Sues, and the Pentagon Says Put Up or Get Out
United States – March 9, 2026 – Anthropic is suing to shake off a Pentagon “supply chain risk” label, after a dispute over restrictions on lawful military use of Claude.
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The Ticketmaster Settlement and the Fine Art of Calling a Truce With a Monopoly
United States – March 9, 2026 – DOJ’s Live Nation deal says “competition” while fans keep paying the convenience fee, and the states are still in court again.
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DOJ Lets Live Nation Keep Ticketmaster: Monopoly Maintenance With a Fresh Coat of PR
United States – March 9, 2026 – DOJ cut a deal that spares Live Nation and Ticketmaster a breakup, and fans get another lesson in monopoly math.
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A Cyber Strategy to Hunt Scammers, and a Temptation to Hunt Everyone Else
United States – March 7, 2026 – Washington is promising a tougher cyber crackdown on scams, but the fine print raises the old question: how much power gets built while we are bu…
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Block just made layoffs sound like innovation. Wall Street applauded.
United States – March 7, 2026 – In Block’s AI layoff spectacle, 4,000 jobs became a stock catalyst, and the cruelty got rebranded as strategy.
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The 24-State Tariff Tantrum: Blue AGs Sue to Protect Cheap Imports and Expensive Excuses
United States – March 6, 2026 – Two dozen states sued to choke Trump’s 15% global tariff, arguing Section 122 doesn’t fit and Congress holds the tax power.
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Ford’s Opt-Out Obstacle Course, and the Fine Print America Lives In
United States – March 6, 2026 – Ford got dinged for turning a simple privacy opt-out into an email obstacle course, and every company is watching.
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