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United States – March 6, 2026 – The DOJ is finally in court against Live Nation-Ticketmaster, and the real defendant is the paywall they built around joy.
United States – March 5, 2026 – A federal trade judge ordered CBP to unwind IEEPA tariff collections after the Supreme Court ruled the duties unlawful, putting refunds and predi…
United States – March 5, 2026 – Ticketmaster is on trial, and so is our tolerance for monopoly power dressed up as convenience, with your wallet as the witness.
United States – March 5, 2026 – In a Manhattan courtroom, DOJ is finally tugging the Live Nation-Ticketmaster knot. Will power actually snap?
United States – March 4, 2026 – Bessent cranks Trump’s temporary global tariff from 10% toward 15%, and the usual D.C. creatures squeal while the courts and refund math loom in …
United States – March 4, 2026 – Ticketmaster’s antitrust trial opens the courthouse window: monopoly power is just a tollbooth with better lighting.
United States – March 4, 2026 – The DOJ just put Live Nation on trial for monopoly tactics. Good. Now finish the job and break the rigged ticket machine.
United States – March 2, 2026 – Oil spiked on Iran chaos, and Main Street is about to feel it unless we drill, build, and tell the green grifters to pound sand.
United States – March 2, 2026 – Live Nation and Ticketmaster head to trial, and I want one thing: real competition that does not come with a service fee.
United States – March 2, 2026 – Jury selection opens in the DOJ vs Live Nation case, and every lobbyist in town is praying for a quiet surrender.
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