Apple’s Supreme Court Gambit: Still Lagging in the App Store Fee Race
Apple is appealing to the Supreme Court, arguing that its App Store fees aren’t as sneaky as they seem, while developers and users wait in limbo.
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SBA’s Cybersecurity Is Basically Schrödinger’s Firewall—Defined But Not Implemented
An Inspector General audit reveals that the Small Business Administration’s cybersecurity policies have the uncanny ability to appear robust on paper while being virtually non-existent in practice, except for incident response.
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FTC Cracks Down at Two Fronts: Uber’s ‘Cancel Anytime’ Scam vs. Deepfake Rescue
The FTC tackles Uber’s subscription shenanigans and brings new muscle to fight AI-powered deepfake abuse, offering people both their wallet and dignity back.
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When ‘Claude’ Becomes Your CFO’s Dream But You’re Paying Wall Street for the Bouncer
Anthropic’s AI venture with private equity firms positions Wall Street as the toll keeper of enterprise AI integration.
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Netflix Slaps a Price Tag on Your Scroll—and Now Wants to Monetize Your Podcasts, Too
Netflix hiked your bill, and by 2027, it’s bringing ads to your feeds and podcasts. You signed up for ‘value’; now pay for ‘advertisement features.’
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OpenAI’s Privacy Policy Pulls the ‘Subscribe and Spill’ Move: Your Data Is Now a Billboard
OpenAI has updated its privacy policy, letting marketing partners access your data—just not your private chats. But opting out requires a treasure map.
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Your Amazon Order Has Been Recalled’: When Recall Panic Is a Scam Boutique
Scammers have found a new battleground for consumer panic: your phone. Fake Amazon recall texts are circulating, aiming to steal your credentials while Amazon calmly assures us they’d never text recalls.
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When ‘Finding Lost Dogs’ Becomes Big Brother in Your Backyard
Ring’s charming dog-search ad turned dystopian when privacy concerns erupted, highlighting fears over surveillance and safety.
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When the Algorithm Rages: AI-Generated Hurricane Melissa Imagery Floods Feeds and Frays Nerves
As Hurricane Melissa threatened Jamaica, a tide of AI-driven fake storm visuals swamped social media, overshadowing real warnings and prompting officials to urge sticking to verified sources.
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When the Receipt Develops a Glitch: Treasury Pushes Form 990 Transparency While IRS Tech Hides $51 Million in Political Donors
The Treasury’s call for nonprofit transparency is tripped up by an IRS tech hiccup that hid millions.
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