Fine for them. Problem for you: the “read the terms” double standard for Trump Mobile-style branding

If a small business “did this,” you don’t get a vibes-based response—you get a DUE DILIGENCE REVIEW for MISLEADING CLAIMS and UNDELIVERED PROMISES, plus REFUND POLICY customer-compliance paperwork stamped INVESTIGATION. The consumer complaint goes in a bin. Next.

But when the Trump family does it—TRUMP MOBILE, “Make America Connected Again,” “Made in USA marketing,” $100 deposits, and changing delivery dates—suddenly it’s PLEASE READ THE TERMS. As marketed. Delivery date not guaranteed. See terms and conditions for details (spoiler: it’s you). Even the fine print mentions lawmakers including Sen. Elizabeth Warren asked the FTC to review the marketing claims—so taxpayers can all enjoy the customer-service magic trick: fine for them, problem for you.