Man Robs Banks, Takes Uber Home, Driver Gets Five-Star Review for Discretion
In a bizarre twist on getaway logistics, a Salt Lake City man, after allegedly robbing two banks, decided to use Uber as his escape vehicle. The unsuspecting driver, unknowingly aiding and abetting, received a five-star review for his discretion and prompt service. “I thought it was just a regular ride,” said the Uber driver. “He…
In a bizarre twist on getaway logistics, a Salt Lake City man, after allegedly robbing two banks, decided to use Uber as his escape vehicle. The unsuspecting driver, unknowingly aiding and abetting, received a five-star review for his discretion and prompt service.
“I thought it was just a regular ride,” said the Uber driver. “He even tipped well and thanked me for not asking questions.”
The police, while amused, do not recommend ride-sharing services as an accessory to crime. The robber’s review highlighted the driver’s “excellent stealth skills” and “smooth driving under pressure.”
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