culture wars

  • |

    Missouri Declared War on a 45-Minute Storytime

    ByHolden McGroin

    My corkboard has seen some ambitious conspiracies, but Missouri officials turning a 45-minute family storytime into a funding crisis is a fresh knot. The July 25 Rainbow Story Time at Columbia’s Daniel Boone Regional Library was listed as a program for toddlers and preschoolers, yet Missouri Republicans reportedly reached for pornography-related laws and threatened the library’s public funding. That is not a measured response to a community event. That is state power looming over a craft table.

    The library’s own event listing described an ordinary family program built around stories, songs, and activities. According to the Missouri Independent, the library said the extra supplies cost $26. Twenty-six dollars: apparently enough to activate the full panic boutique, where a glue stick becomes evidence and a picture book gets processed like contraband.

    The escalation gets stranger. Secretary of State Denny Hoskins reportedly said he had not read the books at issue while invoking concerns tied to pornography laws and library funding. That is the modern outrage machine in miniature: skip the reading, inflate the danger, and let the official statement do the traveling. The algorithm puts on a trench coat, whispers “public safety,” and suddenly everyone is investigating a toddler program from the group chat.

    Parents can ask questions about library programming. Public officials can review policies. That is participation, not the problem. The problem is converting a narrow disagreement over LGBTQ+-themed children’s books into a threat against the funding that keeps a public library open for everyone else. The people who pay for these institutions deserve scrutiny that is specific, evidence-based, and connected to reality—not a fog machine powered by insinuation.

    Missouri’s response makes the priorities plain: a short, family-oriented event received the treatment of a civic emergency while the actual price tag sat there blinking at $26. The whole performance resembles a budgetary hostage note written in crayon, with public power aimed at a rainbow dinosaur because confronting real problems apparently requires too much reading.

  • Loyalty Over Evidence: The Receipts Keep Coming, but the Applause Never Stops

    ByHolden McGroin

    I swear politics runs on a two-step ritual: the receipts hit the table, and everybody instantly clocks out mentally and goes full “SEE NO FAILURE / HEAR NO LIES” mode. Not because the evidence is imaginary—because it’s scheduled to be ignored in exchange for one guaranteed thing: applause. Follow the thread, but check the knot, because the knot is always “loyalty is the product.”

    The reason the applause never stops is simple: admitting failure would require the performer to flinch, and flinches don’t monetize. So every contradiction gets rebranded like fresh merch—failure becomes strategy, corrections become attacks, and the crowd gets to feel selected, not wrong. Meanwhile the algorithm wore a trench coat, the panic boutique sold premium string, and normal people got dragged into the group chat like, “Congrats, you’ve been promoted to human confetti.”

  • |

    Pro-Worker Policy vs. The Great Distraction: A Parable

    ByMoses Pray

    In these peculiar times, while some prefer turning every corner into a battleground for the latest culture skirmish, many laborers simply yearn for good old-fashioned support. Imagine if, instead of battling over bookstore shelving or cafeteria pronouns, we focused on providing average folks something tangible to hold onto, like jobs and fair wages. You’d think that kind of common sense would catch on, wouldn’t you? Yet, here we are, tiptoeing through the minefield of slogans as if the road to prosperity were paved with rhetoric alone.

    Picture a life where a Child Tax Credit isn’t just a line on a bill but a real blessing. Where Medicare isn’t a political football but an actual help to Nana and Gramps. Now, imagine legislation that deeply respects the laborer without needing a political sermon. Workers recognize blessings by action, not just words. Perhaps it’s time we remember that solid bridges and secure jobs are the truest symbols of support—not just yard signs. Amen to real progress.

End of content

End of content