Trump Crypto and the Office-to-Token Pipeline

Nothing says “public service” like turning the office into a launchpad and the launchpad into a wallet. That’s the Trump crypto trick: sell disruption to the crowd, then let everybody else hold the volatility while the insiders act like they invented money itself. Same old hustle, now wearing a blockchain tie and a patriotic grin.

The cheerful part is always for the promoter. The bill is always for the public. If you want to know what kind of innovation this is, follow the money and then follow the excuse: suddenly every grift is “decentralized,” every conflict is “misunderstood,” and every payday arrives wrapped in flags. That isn’t a revolution. That’s a toll booth with better branding.