Trump Fox Oligarchy Delays FEMA Then Gaslights America
Trump rails at imaginary Biden failures while his own FEMA stalled three days; Rupert Murdoch scripts the spin, Kristi Noem signs the death warrants. This oligarchy dresses in Fox makeup, tweets our suffering into spectacle and calls it victory. Billionaires run the cameras; America just supplies the floodwater in Texas.
Ground Zero in Kerrville: Water Rises Long Before Help Arrives
I stood on the obliterated banks of the Guadalupe watching the water chew through cedar and limestone like a buzz-saw, and I felt the hush before rage. Sirens had gone silent after battery backups drowned out. Cell towers flickered, then failed. People climbed to rooftops clutching toddlers, inhalers, Bibles, anything that looked like it might float. They waited two, four, six hours. Nightfall came. Still no helicopters. Still no pontoon boats with the big FEMA stencil everybody remembers from the 2017 hurricanes.
The first federal team didn’t wheel into Kerrville until nearly three days later, their convoy crawling past makeshift signs that read HELP US and BODIES INSIDE. Trump’s Homeland Security chief, Kristi Noem, hit the Sunday shows insisting FEMA had been “pre-staged.” I watched families tie pillowcases to antennae so rescue teams could locate what politicians could not be bothered to see. This isn’t dysfunction; it’s domination.
Disaster-for-Profit: Billionaires Short FEMA While Insuring Assets
If you want to know why the cavalry arrived late, follow the money that never arrived at all. Congress green-lit $42 billion for disaster readiness last term. Private-equity lobbyists slipped in a midnight amendment letting hedge funds park that cash in “liquidity facilities” for eighteen months before a single generator could be purchased. BlackRock scooped interest. Citadel skimmed fees. FEMA got IOUs.
Meanwhile, Gulf-streaming executives locked in parametric flood insurance, payouts triggered by rainfall data, not property damage. The second the Kerrville gauge hit fifteen inches, checks wired to offshore accounts faster than a Coast Guard chopper can spin up. Families waited on roofs while billionaires refreshed portfolio dashboards. You’re not underpaid. You’re being extracted.
Murdoch’s Megaphone: How Network Pundits Rewrite 72 Hours of Silence
When the water reached the clock tower downtown, Fox News reached for its soapbox. Tucker-lite stand-ins scrolled footage from 2021, Biden-era FEMA trucks rolling into a totally different storm, then screeched, “Why isn’t Joe doing this now?” The chyron read BIDEN BUNGLES TEXAS FLOOD. Never mind that Biden was two years removed from office. Never mind that Trump himself had been golfing at Bedminster while Kerrville drowned.
Rupert Murdoch sat in MetLife Stadium beside the president, clinking highball glasses during a FIFA exhibition. Commercial breaks flogged gold bullion, freeze-dried doomsday buckets, and ads for the very insurers vacuuming profit from submerged neighborhoods. Murdoch’s model is simple: manufacture despair, monetize the remedy, then blame the victims for bleeding.
Noem’s Veto Pen: Contract Bottlenecks That Left Call Lines Dead
The New York Times uncovered the paper trail: Noem demanded personal sign-off for any FEMA contract above $100,000. Translation, every call-center extension, every motel room block, every diesel tanker needed her signature. She was busy rehearsing a prime-time hit with Sean Hannity. Tens of thousands dialed the 1-800 relief number and found nothing but a synthetic voice looping, “Please hold for the next available agent.”
Noem called the reporting fake, but procurement timestamps don’t lie. A contract for 600 portable radios sat in her inbox from Thursday to Sunday. Those radios could have coordinated rooftop rescues inside the first critical six hours. Bureaucracy didn’t choke these people. One ambitious politician did, pen-first, ratings second.
Families on Rooftops, Phones Dead, Bodies as Collateral for Ratings
I interviewed Maria Alvarez, whose grandmother died clinging to a bed frame as waterline stripes climbed the living-room wall. The local affiliate aired her frantic Facebook Live plea, then cut to commercial: “This segment sponsored by Patriot Mutual, protecting what matters.” Her grandmother’s corpse protected nothing but quarterly revenue.
Every disaster is now a broadcast event. Production costs are human. Viewership spikes 28 percent when suffering is filmed in real time; ad rates climb even higher when the federal response stumbles. Kerrville’s dead became line items on a ledger nobody at Fox will ever read out loud. Capital demands sacrifice; we supply the corpses, free of charge.
Capital Demands Sacrifice; We Supply the Corpses, Free of Charge
Trump blamed mythical “deep-state holdovers” for the delay. In reality, he appointed nightclub bouncers and reality-TV sidekicks to the FEMA regional board. One director’s previous experience was managing bottle service for Mar-a-Lago donors. Another bragged that watching “Deadliest Catch” prepared him for flood logistics. Governance by cameo appearance is not merely incompetent; it is lethal.
Every hour of delay saved the administration a headline but cost Kerrville a heartbeat. The president’s allies call that a trade-off. I call it state-sanctioned manslaughter wrapped in a flag and sold between commercials for reverse mortgages.
Nationalize Relief, Democratize Media, Or Drown in Their Lies Again
There is no technocratic tweak for structural cruelty. Strip the profiteers of their disaster portfolios. Fold FEMA funding into a guaranteed public trust insulated from Wall Street arbitrage. Break Murdoch’s megaphone, community-own the bandwidth, revoke licenses that peddle lethal disinformation.
Polite petitions will not pry the gold from kleptocratic fists. Memory must become movement. The water is still rising, and the oligarchs are already pricing the next catastrophe. Stand up now, side by angry side, or prepare to drown in their lies again.
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