The Bribe Had a Purchase Order
Modern graft does not always need a cash envelope. Sometimes it shows up with a vendor number, clean margins, and three signatures from people praising transparency.
The old bribe wore a trench coat; the modern one arrives as a procurement file with clean margins and a little tab marked “compliance.” Washington can denounce corruption at 10 a.m., praise clean government at lunch, and by 3 p.m. route a favor through consulting, access, subcontracting, or some invoice-shaped miracle that smells faintly of donor perfume.
That is the trick: once the favor gets a statement of work, a vendor number, and three signatures from people who say “best practices” without blinking, the room relaxes. Follow the invoice long enough and you learn the capital’s favorite magic spell: if the bribe has a purchase order, Washington calls it workflow.